Hey my Mellons! Welcome to my new, unoriginal book thingy called Funny LotR Stuff.
*Legolas comes down through the ceiling like a spy*
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh na na naaaa na na naa-
Me: Stop please.
Legolas: Sorry.
....
Anyway... Yeah.
*Legolas slides back up through the ceiling still humming the Mission Impossible theme*
Just bear with me...