Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

Read me, laugh with me, then shake your head

so just today as I'm checking wattpad, I get this in my comments on the page: How you meet

and I quote word for word:

Queen_Of_Nerds_25

2 hours ago

You. . . God. Learn some grammar, betch.

WattDragons

10 minutes ago

what the hell you going off bout

Queen_Of_Nerds_25

8 minutes ago

The grammar and punctuation in this story is crap.

WattDragons

a few seconds ago

and onto the story page you go! :D

Queen_Of_Nerds_25

16 minutes ago

Pardon?

WattDragons

10 hours ago

newest chapter, your the star of the fool's show princess

WattDragons

a few seconds ago

open your eyes if your going to try and talk smack

Queen_Of_Nerds_25

9 hours ago

*In the newest*you're*Fool's Show, princess*Open*you're*smack.

Queen_Of_Nerds_25

9 hours ago

I'm an editor, I know what I'm talking about. I only read the first chapter to see if the grammar is acceptable enough for the story to be read.

WattDragons

9 hours ago

I do not really care. You can be an editor all you want, I never asked to be spoken up about my story. Never did I wave a flag saying "hello come say if I need someone to tell me how to tell a story" so shoo, you are not needed. Not now, not ever

and then I muted her as I was going to bed and didn't want to deal with her.

just thought I'd share this shit. I'm not typing this to care about spelling and shit, I'm typing to tell a story and make people giggle with fandom glee. I formally invite you, my lovelies, to go off on this dumb ass. I'm just going to laugh at her and sit back and watch the show with some popcorn, I'm sure with how many stars i've gotten on this; some people are going to go off. Cheers to you who do