Once upon a time there was a idiot who had a Wackjob boyfriend. They annoyed everyone around them, but somehow they never got what they truly deserved. No, they never even got slapped. The people always felt sorry for them because they were the poor commoners of the kingdom. Astonishingly, they never bothered the wrong person. It was there geek magic that always saved them every time.
One day they bothered the Idiots best friend not realizing that she was an evil witch and perhaps a little psychotic.
"Hiiiiiiii!" The Idiot greeted the poor witch like the idiot she was.
Now you see this was just plain annoying to the slightly emo witch. She just hated when people are happy and stupid at the same time.
"idiot....." the witch muttered to herself thinking they wouldn't hear her, but, alas, the idiots Wackjob boyfriend heard her.
"Gurl," he shrieked like the pansy he is, "You best he jokin' she is not an idiot she is a retard get your facts straight."
The evil little witch and went home cheerfully, and when I say cheerfully that means with a Cheshire cat grin on her face and laughing psychotically the whole time!
"So puppets that Wackjob said that that Idiot is not actually a idiot, but I'll show them. I'll teach them a lesson they will never forget!" she cackled to herself while stabbing her Puppets with a pair of scissors.
She pulled out a large magical couldron so she could prepare the spell she needed. First she added a purple magical powder and then a blue one. Next she gathered together two locks of hair: one from the idiot and one from the wackjob. She put them in a jar with sugar, salt, Llama spit, and magical swirling red potion that came from a clear glass vial. She shook it up and then took out a large pan and poured it in to put in the oven and bake at 650 degrees F.
After it was down baking she chopped the mixture into fine little pieces and dumpsed them in the cauldron. Lastly, she took two puppets out of the trunk in the corner of the room. She held the first one above the pot and whispered, "Idiot" then she took the second one and held above the pot, but this time she whispered, "Whackjob". She watched in amazement as the two puppets floated out of the pot looking like miniature versions of the Idiot and of the whackjob.
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"Sorry I walked off like that yesterday," the witch said using an innocent little voice. "I was just upset because I couldn't get anyone to hold these scissors for me...." she pouted in a whiny voice.
"Well, why didn't you just say so, I would've held them for you!"
"Okay here!" the witch replied in a cheerful voice while holding out the scissors. "Just remember to stay in this spot until I get back!"
The Idiot simply nodded her head and somehow got in a staring contest with the scissors...
The Witch ducked in the bushes a little ways off and took out the puppets he had created. Out of the corner of her eye she saw the wackjob approaching. 'Perfect Timing!' she thought to herself. she waited until thge wackjob was right in front of the idiot and then she maneuvered the puppets slowly to make the idiot stab the wackjob in the heart!
She turned and listened closely and was able to make out the Idiot wailing over the dead Wackjob.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Then the Idiot plunged the scissors into her heart and killed herself!
And they all lived happily ever after.........Well if you count the evil witch terrorizing the village for the rest of eternity living happily
THE END!
This is why people really shouldn't make me angry.....stuff like this pops into my head! I thought about making this a little more descriptive( meaning a lot make bloody and a ton of gruesome details) But anyways this was dedicated to MarandaMae and her annoying boyfriend!
