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Skulbook #5

2:15pm Amara Lush:

'What song lyric would most describe you?'

2:17pm Maralie Lily Charm:

If I'm louder, would you see me? ~ More Than This, One Direction

2:20pm Valkyrie Cain:

Ain't got no time for what you think can be described as love ~ How Ya Doin', Little Mix

2:23pm Fletcher Renn:

And I was like baby, baby, baby oh, thought you'd always be mine! ~ Baby, Justin Bieber

2:24pm Tanith Low:

Wow Fletch, that's deep ;)

2:25pm Fletcher Renn:

AH WHAT NO FRAPE!

2:26pm Skulduggery Pleasant:

OMG FLETCHER YOU LIKE THE BIEBER TOO?!

2:27pm Valkyrie Cain:

Loooool, whoever is doing this, I love you.

2:28pm Skulduggery Pleasant:

Doing what?

2:28pm Fletcher Renn:

... Oh my God.

2:29pm Maralie Lily Charm:

JB AND 1D ARE BESTOESSSSS

2:31pm Skulduggery Pleasant:

Omg, Mara, are you a Belieber too?

2:32pm Maralie Lily Charm:

Eh. He's cool, I guess.

2:34pm Skulduggery Pleasant:

JUST COOL. ONE DIRECTION ARE REALLY BAD, THEN.

2:35pm Amara Lush:

Oh Golden God.

2:36pm Valkyrie Cain:

Shouldn't have done that.

2:37pm Tanith Low:

He's in trouble.

2:37pm Fletcher Renn:

He screwed uuuuup.

2:38pm Maralie Lily Charm:

HOW THE HELL COULD YOU SAY THAT YOU DESPICABLE SKELETON. I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU. OH MY GOLDEN GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH. GO DIE. SRSLY. OMFG. U SMELLY. YOU HAVE COME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBOURHOOD. I GO ALL SASSY ON YOUR FACE LIKE LOUIS TO A NARRY SHIPPER.

2:47pm Skulduggery Pleasant:

Justin's still better.

2:49pm Tanith Low:

Oh, he's screwed.

Maralie Lily Charm is offline.

2:51pm Valkyrie Cain:

Skul, you better hide.

2:52pm Fletcher Renn:

She's coming for you like a dog to a plate of steak. A hungry dog.

2:53pm Tanith Low:

Yeah, Fletch, we gathered that.

2:53pm Fletcher Renn:

Gathered what? Steak?

2:54pm Erskine Ravel:

Oh dear Lord save us from this clueless child.

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2:55pm Ghastly Bespoke:

Steak?

2:56pm Valkyrie Cain:

Omg, Steak is such an amazing ship <3

2:56pm Tanith Low:

Hey, Ghastly :)<3

2:57pm China Sorrows:

Oh Golden God, here comes all the lovey dovey stuff.

2:58pm Fletcher Renn:

Holy crap.

2:58pm Tanith Low:

Did China Sorrows just say...

2:59pm Valkyrie Cain:

... stuff?!

3:01pm China Sorrows:

I did indeed.

3:02pm Ghastly Bespoke:

Hey, Tanith :)<3

3:04pm Amara Lush:

Oh God...

3:06pm Fletcher Renn:

I like bread.

3:07pm Valkyrie Cain:

That's... nice, Fletcher.

Maralie Lily Charm is online.

3:09pm Maralie Lily Charm:

Never thought I'd make a skeleton scream.

Everyone is offline.

Skulduggery Pleasant is online.

3:11pm Skulduggery Pleasant:

Justin's still better...

Maralie Lily Charm is offline.

3:13pm Skulduggery Pleasant:

*goes into hiding*