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6:34pm Maralie Charm:

Watching Despicable Me

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Tanith Low, Valkyrie Cain and Fletcher Renn like this.

6:35pm Fletcher Renn:

I would actually like to be Gru...

6:36pm Valkyrie Cain:

Why? 8P

6:37pm Fletcher Renn:

Cause you'd alllll be my minions ;D

6:56pm Tanith Low:

... Worst.

6:56pm Valkyrie Cain:

... Statement.

6:56pm Maralie Charm:

... Ever.

6:57pm FletcherGru Renn:

That vas awesome anz you know eet.

6:58pm Tanith Low:

*hides in wardrobe and weeps for FletcherGru Renn*

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Valkyrie Cain, Skulduggery Pleasant and fourthy two people like this.

6:59pm FletcherGru Renn:

Don't be jealous of my genius.

7:01pm Valkyrie Cain:

Believe me, it's not that hard not to be.

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Tanith Low likes this.

7:03pm Margo Charm:

FletcherGru, go die in a hole.

7:04pm FletcherGru Renn:

My own adopted zhildren are vunning avay fom me? Noooooo...

7:05pm VAgnes Cain:

Either FletcherGru can't spell, or he's really bad at writing accents.

7:06pm TEdith Low:

Does Edith have an accent? Just for future reference...

7:07pm VAgnes Cain:

Nope. Agnes is the youngest so BE NICE TO ME.

7:09pm FletcherGru Renn:

But Maralie is the youngest here.

7:11pm TEdith Low:

And the stupidist...

7:12pm VAgnes Cain:

That's mean... 8(

7:13pm Margo Charm:

KISS ME, K-K-KISS ME, CAUSE I LIKE RAINBOWS AND I'M IRISH! WAFFLES! ###

7:14pm VAgnes Cain:

...

7:15pm TEdith Low:

I rest my case.

7:16pm VAgnes Cain:

Let's swap names. I'll be ValkyriEdith, Maralie can be MarAgnes and Tanith can be... TanithMargo or something.

7:17pm TanithMargo:

Fine :)

7:18pm Dr. Skulduggery Nefario:

FletcherGru, either you get rid of those girls, or I do.

7:19pm FletcherGru Renn:

I... I understand.

7:21pm Erskine Ravel:

Oh for God's sake...