This poem is depressing.
My talent feels suppressing.
But it's not really talent-
Everybody has it.
I am very inspired-
My head is on fire.
I try to write it down,
But my pen is out of ink.
I really hate haikus,
But what's it to you?
You're not me, and I am not you,
So go away- you belong in a zoo!
Monkeys have tails,
Humans do not.
Humans have hair,
and leopards have spots.