Which Comes First: Sex or Relationship? P3

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LAURA & CAM IN THE DRIVEWAY

LAURA: “Bitch, if you don’t help me with these bags you won’t be eating today.”

CAM: “Ugh, you and all these damn groceries. We’re not going into hibernation woman!”

LAURA: “Ya, but if I need to remind you again: we’re gonna be here all day with not one but two teenage boys, who eat like dogs”

CAM: “Hmm, good point”

CAM: “GEEZ! WTH did you buy? Bricks?”

LAURA: “Ya, cuz we’re so gonna eat bricks.”

CAM: “Shut up! Go get the guys to bring these in. I don’t wanna carry this shit”

LAURA: “Talk about LAZY! But yeah, I don’t wanna carry it either.”

LAURA, LANDON & DYLAN IN THE LIVING ROOM

LAURA: “Hey, guys we’re here! Could you give us a hand with the grocery bags”

LANDON: “You guys brought FOOD?”

LAURA: “Yeah! You were supposed to too!”

LANDON: “NOOO! You said bring snacks, not food. There’s a difference sweetheart”

LAURA: “Don’t be a smartass. Get up and come help us. Please”

LANDON: “Yeah, we’re coming”

DYLAN: “I told you. Pay up loser”

LAURA: “You guys placed a bet? Really? Is work not satisfying your pay needs?”

DYLAN: “Yeah, we placed a bet! And work suits me just fine, this is just a hobby”

LAURA: “Watever”

DYLAN: “Thank you Landon, it’s a pleasure doing business with you.”

LANDON: “Stfu, let’s go get the damn bags”

LAURA, DYLAN, LANDON & CAM IN THE DRIVEWAY

CAM: “What the hell took so long?”

DYLAN: “OH, stop your bickering woman!”

LAURA: “They placed a bet on us bringing food or snacks or whatever.”

CAM: “hmm, not surprising. Landon, what are you doing?”

LANDON: “Looking for the other female friend. There are 3 of u right?”

DYLAN: “O, yeah. Sarah isn’t coming because she wasn’t invited”

LANDON: “Why wasn’t she invited?”

CAM: “Because Laura didn’t want to.”

LANDON: “Y?”

LAURA: “Because she’s bossy and I didn’t want that to ruin our fun. Good enough answer 4 u?”

LANDON: “O, okay. Are y'all having one of those stupid mean girl fights?”

LAURA: “No. She doesn’t even know we’re all here”

LANDON: “O! Whatever, then.”

CAM: “umm, thank you. Can you get the bags now?”

LANDON & DYLAN: “Hold your horses, woman”

CAM & LAURA: “hahaha”

LAURA: “It’s so weird when you guys say stuff in unison" 

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