1. Say to the king of Hyrule, "It looks like you just ate 25,000,000 donuts!"
2.Go Bomchu bowling and aim the Bomchu at the manager
3. Say to Princess Zelda,"So, are you and Link still together or....."
4. Kill Lord Impa and say, "It was Ganondorf, not me!"
5. Give Navi to Zelda and wait for her to find out how annoying she is
6. Call the king a b**tch
7. Order Bellum to destroy Hyrule castle
8. Enter as wolf Link and Minda says that you have come to destroy them
9. Put on a Ganon costume and scare the heck out of everybody
10. Say you're Shadow link and you have stolen the four sword from Link
11. Trick everyone to shrink down to the size of Piccori and step on them
12. Play the song of passing on the wind waker and confuse everybody
13. Lock up Princess Zelda, put on her clothes, and tell everyone that you are her
14.Get out your bow and arrow and shoot Zelda
15. Say that the King of red lions has came to kill them until they find out that he's just a boat
16. Say to the king, "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!"
17. Go to the Palace Of Twilight and get the Wallmaster and have it kill Zelda
18. Play a trick on the king, when he comes by your "secret hiding place" and jump out when he gets in front of you, take his wallet, punch him in the face and start running like an lunatic
19. Take out a fake poke ball, throw it out, yell "Go, Miyamoto!" and start running as soon as you say that
20. Get the king Gohma from the temple of time and use him to kill everybody.
#19, I have NO idea why I did that!
[A/N- Just so you know, #9 was for Links point of view in Twilight Princess.]
