* readers pov *
It was a nice and peaceful day in noot noot land.
You were having a typical day just as always.
Go home, watch shrek, and read fanfic. But it seemed like something was off... You just couldn't tell what it was yet.
So you kicked your smol pet fish named Mikhaela and hoped it died.
"Ugh why can't youjust die already!" You said as you sighed.
You put on your favorite outfit and went out to the park to contemplate your fanfic decisions of the day.... You were still mentally scarred.
As you were walking to the park you noticed someone that looked familiar.
Suddenly they turned around... And it was... ShREK?!
"Oh. My. Goy." You said out loud.
Shrek turned around.
"Didn't mean to startle you love" he said.
You blushed.
"I-it's okay" you responded.
~ a/n
I'm so done with myself right now
I'm high on life again... So I guess tell me if you wanna keep reading because yeah why not.
W. T. Wiener out bitches.
