CHAPTER 12:
"I'll get a new one made for you, I promise!!! Just don't hire assains to kill me!!!" Khyber Half shouted to me. Blade chuckled and patted Khyber on the back and said,
"She'll probably kill you herself. She nearly killed me." He gestered to his left shoulder-blade. I only now just got the irony of things and burst out laughing just to resieve two half confused-half weirdedout stare's.
"C'mon!! Don't tell me you don't get how ironic it sounds!!" They just to continue giving me their twin stare. Well if thats the way they want to act then I'll just go and distract myself so I wont have to acknowlage that they really are here, in my house, in my living room. Just as I was about to get up the doorbell rang, perfect timing!! I walked, well more like limped all the way over to the door.
When I opened the door I saw...
"Ahhh!! The Grim Reaper's come to get me!!" We silently chuckled as we heard the rushed footsteps of Khyber and Blade.
"Are you okay??" <<---- Blade.
"What happened??" <<--- Khyber.
"Are you hurt??" <<---- Blade.
"Can I kill him, Blade??" <<---- Khyber.
"No, Khyber, you can't kill him." Okay I think my ears are messed up cause Blade just answer Khyber's question like it was part of their daily routine. Our 'Grim Reaper' must of noticed because he gave me a strange look before clearing his throat then smiling like the cheshire cat at both Blade and Khyber when they looked his way. They took a step back simultaneously and by the look on their faces the looked pretty much freaked out.
"C'mon guys!! Don't be freaked out!! He's only my unlce Peter!!" I said with the same cheshire cat smile now creeping slowly onto my face.
"Your uncle??" They both, yet again, simultaneously asked. I sighed a frustrated sigh and walked over to the house phone, picked it up and rang Alex.
"Hey Alex, I just rang to see when you're coming home!!...Okay, where are you anyway??...Who with???...It's Milly isn't it??...Ooohh you'll never live this one down, my little twin!!...Oh, does it really matter who was born first and by how many minutes??...Thought so!!...Bye, and tell Milly to text me or else, bye!!" I put the phone down and picked up auntie Sue's phone book, turned round and whacked Khyber and Blade over the head with it and then ran for dear life.
3 Hours Later <^>
I woke up feeling like I was lying ontop of someone and someone was lying ontop of me. I kept my eyes closed and just lead there listening and waiting for whoever was lying ontop of me to get of so I can go all ninja on their ass. The front door opened then closed and I just hoped the living room door was closed. The sounds of uncle Paul and auntie Sue could be heard but were muffled. The door was closed, yes!! Now all I need to do is wake up the person ontop of me and underneath me and shove them out the window. I rolled over towards the floor and all three of us fell to the floor in a big jumble, great it backfired.
"Ummfed!!" Was the sound of their muffled protests, bad luck buddies!! I attempeted to stand up but fell back down and yet again greeted with,
"Ummfed!!" This time I succeed when trying to stand up and slapped them both round the head with a rubber chicken and smirked with joy in seeing them waki--WAIT, whaaa A RUBBER CHICKEN?!?!?! What.The.Hell!! Is a rubber chicken doing in my living room?!?!
"Your uncle brought it with him."
"SHUT UP!!! I don't need it right now!!"
"Do I even get a name aventually??"
"If you shut up now, I'll name you later, deal??
"Deal!!"
Jeez!! I'm so going crazy right now!! Upedstay mind!! As Khyber and Blade stod up rubbing their eyes, I finally realised who was where.
"Oh.My.Gawwsshhh!!!" I whisper/shout, so I wont top Sue and Paul. They looked at me, like I'm stood looking like someone who has just found out something embarssing and shocking while holding a rubber chicken. Okay, well yeah, that was what I looked like, but they didn't need to show it in their expressions!!
"Urrhhh, what you talkin' 'bout beautiful??" Khyber smirked so I slapped him on the arm with the rubber chicken and he yelped in surprise but it was cut short by Blade who smash his hand over Khyber's mouth.
"Paul?? What was that noise??" Auntie Sue's annoying muffled drawl sounded from the hall. Oh her voice!!! Her in general is like a frigging nail on a goddamn chalkboard!!
"I don't know, honey." Don't get me started on Paul, he's just as worse as her!!
"I think it came from the living room." Oh god, someone kill me now!! The door flew open to reveil uncle Paul standing in the doorway with my baseball bat *narrows eyes at him* and auntie Sue perring over his shoulder *narrows eyes even more with hatred, if possible* , I just smiled innocently and dash out the room and up to my room before they can dish out punishment.
"Gahhhhh!!!! Whaaa are you doing in my room??" Standing next to my desk is Blade, some blonde dude and a blue haired dude. I'm liking that dude already!! I ignored everyone and walked right up to the dude with blue hair and said,
"Dude, I'm pretty jelly right now!!" He looked so confused, poor dude!!
"You don't look like jelly." WoW for a cool looking dude, he's Upedstay.
"It's a shortened version of jealous." I replied in a tone-dead tone. He then smirked and said something obvious someone as Upedstay as him would say,
"Whatcha jealous of?? My muscles??" I scoffed and looked at him as if he had just grown two fat cows on his face. Okay I know that's not possible and neither is having a dog super-glued to your head. But if someone did end up with a dog super-glued to their head, I'd be concerned on what that person was doing with the poor thing.
"Okay, listen and listen good, I might not be the brightest crayon in the box but...you?? You just take the piss...!!" My anger took at least half an hour to dispose of and that's without breathing!!
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