ashlyn's story to success

good morning everyone

when i was walking on the street, i find a boy named lachlen mcnib. i got angry when i saw him because i really loved him and cried everytime when he ate mcdonalds. he was my ex wife.

i had 3 kids with him named elsa, anna and olaf but they ended up turning into mofos so i ditched them

i met my true love lachlen mcnib a i met this other guy (who i forgot the name idk did his name start with a J? idk maybe james bond) and i really hated him and loved him and had a typical complicated relationship with him and i had another 3 kids named spoon, fork and knife, but they all turned into cutleries so i ditched them too

lachlen mcnib stared at me with open eyes like there was a ghost behind me, (and there really was, olaf died of eating a calculator because he thought that it was smarter than him)

omg guys my laptop's internet died so everything so far along down here was lost but i can give you a brief summary of what i wrote

okay so i wrote something like phebe came out of lachlen's mouth and i gave her 2 dollars and yeah and yeah and i popped someone's pimple because it felt good and he gave me 5 dollars 

and then this robber came to rob me but then he cried suddenly i don't remember why but he cried and his girlfriend called macbook pro came and cried with him and then i gave him the 5 dollars that was actually monopoly money and i think he said that to me like "tis isn't $" and i got really upset and i stomped away showing all my goosebumbs and then macbook pro chased after me and said i got my period and i looked down and realised that i got a cut on my vajayjays 

ok now next i think i ended up in hospital because it was really urgent and then i said 'the end' and i think at the end i was like

you better not go on disney channel without your parent's permission because disney channel is a very dangerous site for 18+ gangsters