I hate April Fool's day. I hate it. Didn't used to, but that was before I met Luke. He takes the term prankster to a whole new level. I still remember the first time it happened. A word to the wise, NEVER let him stay the night on April Fools. EVER.
Don't listen to him. April Fools is amazing. Besides, I can remember what happened too, and it wasn't that bad. He needs to learn how to take a joke. Although, if you can't take a joke, he is right. Don't let me come over.
Actually, it was that bad. How would you like it? Anyways, you chose the worst possible time. The middle of the night.
Technically, it wasn't the middle of the night. It was just really, really early in the morning.
12:01 is not early in the morning. It's still dark out, so it's still night.
Whatever. It's your fault for letting me stay.
So?
So what? It is. Besides, it was hilarious. You should have seen his face!
Whatever. I didn't even know we had one of those.
You don't.
What?
I brought it. Obviously.
Then why'd you leave it here?
Why not?
Because it's yours? Anyways, he decided it would be awesome to just stay up all night--.
Not all night. I took a nap around 9:00.
Naps don't count.
Fine.
So he decided to stay up all night and then wake me up on April Fools.
With an air horn.
With an air horn.
It was amazing. And SO worth it.
It was NOT.
Whatever. Okay, so we went to bed at like 8:00, well Ichiko did anyways. I was trying to finish my show first. Like I already said, I got tired and took a nap around 9:00, which apparently does not count as sleeping.
It doesn't.
Shut up, I'm talking. So, later I woke up, and I had to go to the bathroom and I got out, and I didn't want to go back to sleep. Instead I sat and watched a marathon of the Flash and ate all your poptarts—sorry. Anyways, I ate all his Poptarts and watched season . . . three? I think it was three . . .of the Flash, but then I got bored again.
Dude, I can't believe you went and ate all my Poptarts.
Dude, I can't believe you didn't notice!!!
Whatever. I liked those. I was going to eat them.
You still didn't notice.
Just keep talking . . .
Fine. OK. I was bored again, so I, checked the clock, but it was only 10:47. I sighed, then headed outside and went for a walk.
Liar.
I was exhausted, but okay and—what?
Liar. You did not go for a walk.
Yeah, I did. Besides, how do you know? You were sleeping. I just said I went for a walk, not what I did while I was walking. Chill.
