The day I found "Buddha"

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     It was a cold and lonely day... I was at school. Running the mile when I just couldn't take it anymore. I fell to the ground and cried. I thought  I was done for. This was it. I am going to die.

       Just when I thought I was going to faint I saw something roughly 4 feet away. It had two round faces. Side by side. No eyes or nose. Just two round smooth...cheeks.

        He came to me and whispered in my ear "praise buddha, love buddha, kill for buddha" that was when I blacked out.

               FIVE HOURS LATER
   
         I woke up in my bedroom. It was clearly night time. But what time? I was starving. I must have been out for a long time. I got out of bed and began  to tip toe twords my door not wanting to wake anyone up. When I opened the door I saw a light coming from the kitchen thinking that everyone must have been awake anyways so I just didn't matter. But when I walked past my parents room they were fast asleep. So it must have been my sister. I walked past her room and she was sound asleep too. At this moment I realized this was a NOPE situation for me. But because in all movies the protagonist always goes twords danger all though there is safety in there bed room, I decided to go twords the light and find out what the strange light was. As I was as sending the room I began to hear weird humming noises. Almost like a chant. I was curious to see what it was so i continued on. 

       When I finally reached the room I slowly slipped my head in making sure that what ever was in there would not see me. But it turned out all it was, was just my idiot friend Josh playing his 3D DS in MY kitchen. "What the hell are you doing?" He jumped and and hid behind his DS until he realized it was just me. "Oh he bestieeee!! I just came to see if you were okay. But that was like an hour agi. Then I found food and forgot all about you.....whoops. HOW ARE YOU GIRL?!" I rolled my eyes and hit him on the forhead. "I'm good just really hungry. Came down to get the twinkled when I saw your DS light and came ready to beat someone's ass. He looked at me and slowly have me a week and frightened smile "I might have possibly eaten all of your twinkies...." I looked at him and tried everything I could not to pounce on him tight there. "What. Do. You. Mean." He started backing away laughing awkwardly "hey now, no need to get all worked up. I'll but you some more if you don't murder me right now" this brightens my mood. I yelled "TWINKIES!!" and jumped on his back pointing to the doors. "TO NARNIA!!!!!" He started laughing and running twords the door to his car.


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