Me and my sister were chilling practicing a song for church. I started singing my part but as I was doing this she started whisper yelling "JUST DO IIIIIIT". A sudden rage filled me as the chorus came up and u screamed the words....it isn't a moment I am proud of. But it was pretty fucking funny. Soooo as the night went on we finally managed to sing the song with out laughing...she went to our brothers room to get our mom and turned around as quick as lightning. She has seen a naked henry. Oh how her eyes burned as she came into the room. It was funny. Hahaha. Soooo to pass time as our mom got him ready for bed me and sofa decided to throw bean bag things at eachother. She hit my boob. I raged. Pinned her to the floor and tried to spit on her. I know, I'm A Gross Human Being BLAH BLAH blah. she spit in my face. yep. I got up and we went to take showers feeling gross. When I came back upstairs i asked if sofa wanted to come down and hang she did. And for the first five minutes we talked... then I relized, hey I don't have my glasses on my face. I have lost my glasses. We spent the next hour looking for those damn glasses. We didn't find them. But we did find some chocolate coins. Yummmmm so after that me and her went back to my room choosing to look under my bed. To no avail we found nothing. Sofa came out sat on my bed and said "hey jayden what's in my hair?" I looked at her for one second and said "yup that's a spider." And walked out of my room leaving her there to scream "HAAAAALP HALLLP" I sat on the stairs laughing to the point I had tears rolling down my face. Screaming up the stairs to our parents"so-sof-sofia ha-has a sp-spid-spider in her hair!!" Over and over again looking like a wreck. The parents got grouchy and asked me why I wasn't helping all I could reply with was "It was just too funny" I went to my room and asked where it was again she pointed and I found the "spider"...........it was a dead lady bug. Soooo we laughed some more. As I made fun of her for 5 more minutes calming myself down. Sofa went to bed a few minutes after this. So I was left to find my glasses alone. I got detracted by the piano. Now let me tell you, I'm not the best at piano. So I was just kinda hitting keys doing my own thing forgetting completely about my glasses. I looked at the time and saw it was now 10:00 I needed to get to bed. Lol I gave up on finding my glasses the moment my fingers hit those piano keys. So oooookay the next morning my Alarm starts blaring an hour early so I turn it off and fall back asleep...expecting me alarm to go off an hour later. Nope....it didn't. I slept till 6:45 leaving me with 10 minutes to get ready. When I went to go to the bathroom. I found a lovely suprise. It was that time of the month.... I went to put on make up, found I left it at my mother's house. To top it ALL off I got a headache from not being able to see anything becausw, oh I lost my glasses. So the day was FINALLY over and my brother picked me up took me home. I decided I wanted to play piano again.....and guess what I found RIGHT THERE IN THE FUCKING FLOOR. my glasses.
THE END.
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