Welcome once again to the Hunger Games Simulator! Here that this simulation, we test the resolve on mortal experiments and see what lengths they will do. Unfortunately after the last test, the morals on human kind frown upon this simulation. To jump around the loophole, we find immortals to defeat rather than kill, or perhaps just kick them off this competitions. So, cartoon characters: Let the games begin!
The Bloodbath
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Bloo takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Star runs away from the Cornucopia.
Mabel takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.
Ice Bear runs into the cornucopia and hides.
Jake the Dog runs away from the Cornucopia.
Fred Fredburger and Grim Reaper fight for a bag. Fred Fredburger gives up and retreats.
Patrick Star runs away from the Cornucopia.
Rigby grabs a jar of fishing bait while Lapis Lazuli gets fishing gear.
Finn runs away from the Cornucopia.
Lilo runs away from the Cornucopia.
Mordecai clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Eddy grabs a jar of fishing bait while Marco gets fishing gear.
Panda Bear stays at the cornucopia for resources.
Mac clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Spongebob runs away from the Cornucopia.
Dipper grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
Peridot and Pizza Steve fight for a bag. Peridot gives up and retreats.
Stitch runs away from the Cornucopia.
Ed runs away from the Cornucopia.
Uncle Grandpa runs away from the Cornucopia.
Just so you know, the major audience in cartoons are normally the youth, so let's get something straight... the chances are that your support to a character will mean nothing when they have a 1/24 chance to survive. In light of the audience, we will hold back on blood effect. Instead, we'll use cartoon violence recycled from 'Looney Tunes 'and 'Tom and Jerry.' Good luck! We are not scripting nothing!
Day 1
Grim Reaper silently snaps Pizza Steve's neck.
Peridot stalks Rigby.
Ed makes a slingshot.
Uncle Grandpa defeats Finn in a fight, but spares his life.
Mabel receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Patrick Star chases Star.
Eddy, Lapis Lazuli, and Mac successfully ambush and kill Jake the Dog, Marco, and Fred Fredburger.
Lilo unknowingly eats toxic berries.
Ice Bear receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Dipper defeats Stitch in a fight, but spares his life.
Mordecai and Bloo split up to search for resources.
Spongebob tries to spear fish with a trident.
Panda Bear receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
We were going to use the $5 foot long joke to these fallen heroes, but Subway made it to six dollars and is too adult for the audience.
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Hunger Games: Simulator
ActionThe following session is the testing of a Hunger Games simulator. If successful, then more sessions are likely. Wish for a character to join? Place a character name and gender in the comments. Additional information is optional. May the odds be in y...
