Grapefruit's Love Lyfe

So this dumb idiot Grapefruit, fell in love with GD aka Gay Day. And Gay Day is bae. On gay day, she would go out with her boyfriend, GD aka Gallbladder Dazzler, and she would act like a guy, so they look gay and happy, yea. So her Love Lyfe is really complicated. In her Love Lyfe, she has a few rules:


1. Her boyfriend has to love her.

2. She has to be loved by her boyfriend.

3. Her boyfriend has to have love towards her.

4. Her boyfriend's love is only on her.

5. Her boyfriend's love has to be given to her.

And there are a few more million billion trillion quadrillion quintillion sextillion septillion octillion nonillion decillion undecillion

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Tresvigintillion

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Trigintillion

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Quadragintillion

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Googol

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Googolplex

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Centillion rules on her boyfriend's love towards her.

And Gallbladder Dazzler has to remember and follow these rules. And he has to repeat them to her everyday so she makes sure he doesn't forget them and he doesn't fall in love with his sister.

And her relationship with Gallbladder Dazzler was the longest compared to all her other boyfriends.

Guess what?

It survived for almost 1 millisecond now!

How rare!

Usually her other relationships survived for less than 1 millionth of a millisecond. This one is so long, she broke her record.

That joy!

Okay the end. So that's basically a summary of her Love Lyfe. But there's more to it.

Bye.

Have fun.

Yea.

That's it.

I'm not gonna speak for any longer.

Just end it here.

I'm being serious.

EnD iT hErE!
Do you hear me?
I said stop reading.

Like actually.

Never mind.

Not gonna waste anymore time telling you guys to stop reading.

You guys should stop.

Really.

Okay.

Bye.

CYA.

Jokes.

Actually.

Bye.

-Sausage