“Not good at all, Derek.” I muttered, slumping into shotgun.
“What is it? It’s not a vampire or something like that?” He asked concerned. I shook my head.
“No, considering they don’t exist. And I am pretty sure those sparkly ones do not for a lack of a better word, juice them. “ He gave me an annoyed look. “She had sulfur in her bloodstream.”
“Am I supposed to know what that means?” I rolled my eyes at him.
“Sulfur in the bloodstream is a common side effect of being possessed by some demonic force.”
“A demon? Perfect.” He paused for a moment, “Wait, what the hell kind of demon liquidifyes people?”
“No clue. And what ever it is, is going to possessing someone, so we can’t exactly just murder it without killing the one who it is possessing.” I sighed, and motioned for him to start driving.
***
Meanwhile,
“Okay, so this thing you are looking for is a female, correct?” Izzy asked, eyebrow raised. They had just gotten back to the school, after a awkward experience with Izzy’s weird mother.
“Yeah. And uhm, she juices people?” He gave her a shrug and then smile trying to make up for it.
“Gee, thank you. That is totally going to help me.” She smiled back, playfully hitting him on the shoulder. She opened her laptop.
“Are you sure you don’t have anything else about this mystery women?” Just then Isaac’s phone nearly buzzed of the table that it was placed on. A text.
He scanned it quickly, then turned back to Izzy, and responded, “Well, I know she is some sort of demonic force. Does that help?”
“Defiantly. One moment, I actually think I know what this is.” She paused to tap a few letters into the computer, waited a second or two, “Gotcha!”
“Awesome! Thank you. What is it?” Isaac leaned in to see the screen, “What the..” He trailed off when he saw the picture.
“That is an Incubus. A lady demon who feeds off of you in your sleep and/or touch. Which is the juicing thing, in case you didn’t get that.”
“Gross. Okay, I have one more question: how do you kill it?” Isaac asked, completely serious.
Izzy started to laugh, not just a little giggle, but a full on shake laugh. She stopped when she realized that he was still serious. “Are you kidding me? It isn’t real. Just a supernatural creature. A myth or a legend. Like, fairies, werewolves, and stuff.”
Isaac faked a smile, “Oh of course. I meant, if it was possible that it was real, how would you kill it?”
Izzy raised her eyebrows, in shock, “Okay. If it were real, which it isn’t, it is a demon. So it would be possessing some poor girl, and you would have to exorcize them and send them back to hell or wherever.”
“Exorcise them? I got it. Is there like a certain chant or something that does the trick?” He asked her. She was beginning to think that he was either, A) making fun of her, or B), thinks all this stuff was real. She decided to go to option A.
“Look, if you are trying to make fun of me, because I like all this stuff, you are a big asshole, “ She was going to continue, but he cut her off.
“Okay, Izzy. I am not making fun of you. This is just very important that my friends and I know how to get rid of one.” He said, eyes wide trying to convince her, that he wasn’t completely insane.
“What are you in like some sort of freaky cult or something?” She still wasn’t completely believing him, “They are not real! Even if they were, if you would just exorcise them, they would just simple be forced out of that body, you would need to get them into a devil’s trap.” She waited for the next question which she knew was coming.
“What’s a devil’s trap?” She motioned her head for him to come closer. She held up her necklace,
“This a mobile one. You put it on and they are stuck in the person. Or if someone is wearing one, they can’t possess whomever is wearing it. You best luck if you find a real one, “ She sarcastically grinned, “is to put it around their neck and then say the chant. Or, if there is multiple of them, you would want to draw a devil’s trap on the ground. Google it and it will give you step by step directions.”
He smiled at her, “Thank you, Miss-They are not real-.” She handed him her the mobile one.
“Here. Incase you needed it, for your cult.” She smiled, then printed of the exorcism for him. “The English version is in there too. If you have to use that one, easier to pronounce.”
“Izzy, thank you.” He almost gave her a hug. They would get ride of this bitch.
“Hey, and if you think they are real, I suggest Stiles’s new lady friend for your test subject. She creeps me out.”
---------Author's Note----
I know, I know, I am a terrible person or not updating. Well, I did and probably will a lot more now since it is summer. Thanks for putting up with this.
Comment on what you think will happen, if you liked it, or even to yell at me for not updating.
