Pizza please!

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Summary: Mark orders pizza and a cute delivery guy shows up to deliver his pizza. Mark keeps ordering pizza in hopes that he'll find him again.

Genre: Fluff

"WADE GO GET THE PIZZA" Mark yelled when he heard the doorbell ring.

"NO FUCK OFF YOU DO IT" wade yelled back.

"RYAN GO GET THE PIZZA" Mark yelled.

"NO" Ryan yelled.

"MATT-"

"NO JUST DO IT YOURSELF" Matt yelled.

"Fine!"

Mark walked to the door and opened it. Once his eyes adjusted to the darkness outside he saw the boy standing outside. He was cute. He had green hair and he looked the same age as Mark.

"Uh, hi" Mark said.

"Hi. Here's yer pizza" the man said with an accent.

"Oh yeah... Uh... Let me get my wallet" Mark said.

"Aren't you holding it?" The green haired boy asked.

"Uh... It's the wrong one" Mark said and ran downstairs to where his friends are.

"Dude where's the pizza?" Ryan asked.

"There's a really cute guy at the door I don't want him to leave help!" Mark said.

"Well first get the pizza. Second ask for his name. Then tell him he looks pretty" Matt said.

"It's not that easy!" Mark complained.

"Hurry up or he'll leave" Wade said.

"Ok ok!" Mark said running upstairs.

"Haha turns out it is the right wallet! I'm such a doof" Mark lied.

"Could you hurry up please I'm freezing my ass off out here!" The boy laughed.

"Sorry. Here you go and for your patience, would you like a slice of pizza?" Mark asked.

"Holy balls! Really?" He asked in surprise.

"Yeah dude, go ahead." Mark said.

Jack opened the box and took a small slice of pizza.

"Thanks!" He smiled.

"No problem" Mark chuckled.

"I gotta go to my next house. Maybe I'll see you around?" He said.

"Maybe. Well, bye. Be safe. Wear a jacket. Don't talk to strangers!" Mark said in a motherly voice.

"Bye" he giggled and walked towards the pizza truck.

Mark couldn't help but stare at the amazing view of what was his ass.

Mark closed the door and walked downstairs with the pizzas in hand.

"So how'd it go? Did you get his number?" Matt asked.

"Nope. But I did give him a slice of pizza and he said 'maybe I'll see you around sometime'" Mark smiled, setting down the pizzas.

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