Septiplier Oneshots

Love potion

Summary: you probably already know but whatever so Jack drinks a love potion and is madly in love with his best friend for over an hour

Genre: fluff with a lil bit of smut but just making out

"This circus is shit" Jack said.

"Right?" Mark agreed.

"Let's go back. I'm bored" Jack said.

"Sure"

"Step right up folks! Get your potions here for 10$ only! They could be used for souvenirs or, if you believe, they might work!" A magician said, standing on a small stage.

"Ooh let's see this" Jack said, instantly drawn to it.

"You there! With the green hair. Come up here and try an amazing potion" the magician said pointing to Jack with his cane.

Jack went up and the magician handed him a box.

"Pick from one of these potions to try" the magician told him. He looked around and saw a green one that he was about to grab.

"Oh you don't want that one! It makes you sick!" The magician said.

Jack looked around a little more and saw a pink one that reminded him of Mark so he took that one.

"Excellent choice! That'll be 10$ please" the magician said. Jack gave him the money and shoved the bottle into his pocket.

"That was interesting." Mark said.

"Yeah. I'm going to try and drink this when we get back" Jack said.

"Please don't die" Mark laughed.

~

Jack took the bottle out of his pocket and opened it. He sniffed it and it smelled of strawberries. He drank it all like a shot and closed the bottle again. It tasted like medicine.

"Gross" Jack gagged.

Just then, Jack's stomach started to feel queezy. He got up to go to the bathroom but he just collapsed on the floor sending a huge bang through the house.

"Jack? Are you ok?" Mark asked from downstairs.

Jack was about to answer when he passed out.

~

"Jack? Jack!" Mark said waking him up.

"Wha- Mark... What happened?" Jack asked. Suddenly, Jack's beautiful blue eyes turned into a cotton candy pink.

"What the fuck is up with your eyes?" Mark asked.

"I don't know but, I can't keep them off of you..." Jack said, staring deeply into Mark's eyes.

"Ok... I'll just go then" Mark said getting up. Jack pulled his arm and stopped him.

"Aw don't go. Who am I going to make out with?" Jack whispered.

"What the fuck Jack? You're acting strange. And why are your eyes pink?" Jack asked.

"The only thing that'll be strange with me is that I will be limping tomorrow" Jack winked.

"Woah woah woah" Mark said.

"Come here" Jack said.

"Look, Jack. As much as I would like to, I can't. You're under some weird ass voodoo shit and you really need some rest" Mark said. Jack rolled his eyes and pulled Mark by his shirt collar and gave him a deep meaningful kiss. Mark was frozen for a few seconds but then instantly melted into the kiss. Their lips fit together like two puzzle pieces. Mark pulled away and looked deep into Jack's eyes. Suddenly they faded away back into a blue colour.

"Mark?? What the fuck is happening? Why does it look like you just kissed me?" Jack asked.

"You were under some weird shit. It must've been that potion." Mark said.

"Oh the potion... Should we try going back and asking what it was?" Jack suggested.

"Sure" Mark replied.

~

"Step right up folks to- oh shit gotta blast" the magician said when he saw the two young men he saw before.

"Hold on! We just want to ask you something about the potion!" Jack yelled.

"Ugh. What is it?" The man asked.

"What was it?" Mark asked.

"A love potion. Now scram"

"Wait. Why did he kiss me? Why me? Shouldn't he, like, love his girlfriend or something?" Mark asked.

"The love potion only works on someone who is too shy to share their feelings with the person they love... Oh shit... wELL GOTTA RYAN ROSS BYE" the man yelled and ran away.

Mark turned to Jack and saw him blushing furiously.

"You- you love me?" Mark asked.

"Well, I mean love is a strong word and like maybe it was like a horny potion or-" Jack was cut off my a pair of lips on his. Jack's eyes widened and saw light pink hair in his face. Jack deepened the kiss and pushed Mark against the back stage. They pulled away for air and smiled at each other.

"I love you"

"I love you too"

A/N ew that was lame oh well