Random Shit (Luke)

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Luke: Babe what song should we sing tonight for karaoke?


Me : How bout 7/11 by beyonce and Trini dem girls by Nicki Minaj


Luke : Ok, i'll be right back


*2 min later*


Luke : *comes out the bathroom with long blonde/brown wig*


Me : *laughs uncontrollably* What the hell are you doing Luke?


Luke : I'm Beyonce bitch now let's dance


Me: Ok, Bitchy Beyonce


*turns on song and starts singing like beyonce and twerking*


Luke : 

Hold that cup like alcohol, hold that cup like alcohol
Hold that cup like alcohol
Don't you drop that alcohol
Never drop that alcohol, never drop that alcohol
I know you thinkin' bout alcohol
I know I'm thinkin' bout that alcohol

*twerks through the whole song while flippin hair/wig*


Me : ok, Bitch time to show who really no how to dance


*Trini dem girls comes on*


Luke : *sits down on the couch smirking to himself*


Me : *waits for chorus to come*


*Starts giving Luke a lap dance, then turns around facing him. Sits on his lap and starts grinding into his crouch and Luke lets out a low/husky moan!* (Just got feels writing this.......lol)


Luke : *grabs your waist and pulls you down to him were he kisses your lips with so much lust you have to contain yourself from moaning out  loud*



Me : *Pulls away from the kiss and gets up and starts raping/twerking to the beat*


Me :  Yo, he in love with a ghetto girl

He said he want a piece like Metta World
Pet, pet on the kitty cat
He don't mess with them... regulars
He tryna kick it like a ninja
He tryna stick it like syringes
He don't ever play the benches
So I'm a let him touch it if he playin with some inches


Luke : *Can't take it anymore and picks you up and carries you to the bedroom*





Well lets just say the night ended with you having sex with bearded Penguin Luke aka Beyonce!! And Luke ended up having sex with Nicki Minaj aka fake Fat Ass!!






Hope you enjoyed peeps!!!!


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