The Secret Life Of Katalin Loodvaghen

Squirty Must DIE!!

After that amazing kiss with Poot which made me fall more in love with her!! Poot had to go and I really couldn't flick her bean in front of her sister, okay fine I could but I don't think she wants to see that do you? Okay fine maybe she does but stilllll....

So as we were having a lovely stroll home we saw......... SQUIRTY my worst enemy. So I could say that we both started fighting like in some superhero comic but then again that's not how I roll by the way the only way I roll is down a hill away from boys. So here we are standing at opposite side of the street so we start walking towards each other.
Squirty: "Look it's the two queer queens"
Loodvahgen: "Shut up you straight butch"
Squirty: "Do you want to fight me shorty?"
Loodvahgen: "Bring it Squirty cream faced man"
Squirty: "Tomorrow! Bring your tricycle!!"
Loodvahgen: "Bring it!!"

They walked different ways and all Loodvahgen could do was regret that.....
Skip to the actual fight...
Okay so I was there on my tricycle when I felt a hand on my shoulder and it was Poot. She kissed me and said "If you win the tricycle race I will let you flick the bean." This got me very excited so I was ready to beat Squirty.
We started racing and of course I won but then Squirty starts shouting cheat so I get up and grab the squirty cream off the table.
I shoved it into her mouth and I kinda made her chock on it and she kinda almost died.
The only reason she is still alive is because Poot came over and dragged me away to her house. We had a lot a lot of funny but I really just want to kill Squirty. I was kinda happy to be away from her and with Poot but then again I was only happy as she let me flick her bean and let's just say that she need to trim her massive bush. It's like an Afro down there but I still love her anyway.
That's all I can say with out it being to graphic but I didn't finger blast her fanny so hard she couldn't walk the next day......
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That's all for now!! Sore gather I haven't written in a bit but you know what life is like..... Thanks guys love you and keep on reading😘