100 Quotes by Escape The Fate

01. Warp Tour should be named "Dirty, Drunk Tour." because I'm dirty and drunk right now! PERIOD. End of sentence!

-Max Green

02. Interviewer: What would you say are fashion DOs and DON'Ts when on Warp Tour?

    Robert: Don't f***in' wear f***in' Daisy Duke's cut-off shorts.

03. Craig: I'm about to tear your answer apart.

    Robert: Do it.

    Craig: I hate it when people say like "oh, it was about three years ago" like, who remembers?!

04. Robert just says the F-word after every other word he says to make it sound like he's being intellectual, and knows what he's talking about.

-Craig Mabbitt

05. Craig: Look who it is!

    Max: -jumps in- I thought you were doin' this one! What's goin' on, Buzznet? What's happenin'?

    Craig: I thought you were gonna miss another one.

    Max: Miss another one? I've been here all day, son!

06. Kid: Haha! F*** Escape The Fate!

    Ronnie: You know what? That's the last thing you're ever gonna say, Panda Boy.

    Kid: I'm dressed like Escape The Fate.

    Ronnie: Yeah, you are. Later. See you in Hell! Hey, where's your camera guy at?

07. 3Oh!3, S-my-D. There we go.

-Max Green

08. Robert: Every time Max walks into a room it plays: 'it's a small world after all..'

    Max: Robert likes to think I'm extremely short, 'cause he's a little bit taller than I am. By the way, he get all his quotes from fresh Prince Of Bel Air.

   Robert: Why don't you stand on a chair and say that to my face?

   Max: I guarantee you Will Smith said that in an episode. Look it up!

09. Steve (I Am Ghost): It's the last day of the Epitaph Tour and we're all very sad. It feels like the last day of high school.

    Max: -Walks over- You talking shit?

    Steve: No! I said it felt like the last day of high school.

    Max: .... yeah kinda.

10. Interviewer (Ben Peterson from Sing It Loud): What do you think Chuck Norris would say to Brokencyde?

    ETF: *Giggle*

    Robert: I've never really heard Brokencyde. 

    Max: Nobody likes them! *whiny voice* -taking interviewer's shoulders-

    Interviewer: I didn't say anything!

    Max: You said it without saying it. It's okay.

    Craig: Brokencyde needs to BrokenHIDE! 

11. Ronnie: He actually drove through Hell..

     Max: To pick us up!

     Ronnie: Yeah. My dad.. is.. the devil.. yeah.

12. I'm filming myself being filmed my Buzznet.

-Robert Ortiz

13. "The craziest thing that happened to me, was that someone else had a poo-stain."