"Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."
He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.
"You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?"
"Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid."
-The Son of Neptune
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Big Book of Fandom Quotes
DiversosJust a bunch of my favorite quotes from my favorite fandoms. Enough said. I own nothing. Just transcribing it for all you good people.
