David:
*phone rings* "ello?"
Stalker:
"Oh my gosh hi"
David:
"Who is this?"
Stalker:
"Hehe my magical boyfriend!"
David:
"Erm I'm single. Who is this?"
Stalker:
*screams to friends that David tennant is single* " really?!"
David:
"Ha.....ha.... Joking...."
Stalker:
"Let me warn you bout something k!"
David:
"Wot"
Stalker:
"Don't worrie if a big scary man wearing red and has a beard kiddnapps you and stuffs your sexy body into bag."
David:
"...................."
Stalker:
* different girl grabs the phone* "RUN"
David:
*is now offline*