Wife:
"Honey do I look fat?"
David:
"If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people."
Wife:
"That's so rude, do you even want to be married?"
David:
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
Wife:
"Your so smart." *sniffles*
David:
"Thank you", "and bye the way you look perfect darling, that's all that matters."
Wife:
"You talk to your 'tardis' better than me!"
David:
"Babe. Did I marry the tardis?"
Wife:
"No. When are we having kids? That's what I want."
David:
*not remembering when he asked what she wanted* "kids........"
* sorry if bland, just couldn't imagine meh baby married(: feel free to comment ideas! Credit will be givin.
*creds to:
@carol57riviera
Gave the idea for one about 'the wife'
