Capricorn: Okay. So I knooooow we all just went to that party and crap but I feel like we should do drunk confessionz. Also, thank gdo for attocorrectVirgo- You spelled god wrong!
Aries- Evn drnk u stilllllll a gramar nazziii
Virgo- Unlike you future delinquents, I was not drinking tonight.
Pisces: Bunch of lightweights. You remind me of bugs. Worthless. All of you.
Libra: WHY CANT WE BE FROINDS WHI CANT WE BE FRONDS
Aries- Heh... I luves yuo allllll!
Aquarius: I AM SO SORRY IM A TARRIBLE FRINED! I SHOULD HVAE NEEVER TAKN US 2 DAT PARTAE
Cancer- NOOOOOO, YOU SHOLDNT BT YOU DID ANNND... I FOGET...
Virgo- Would it kill you to use proper grammar?
Sagittarius: IMA SO DRUNK!
Libra: LOL
Capricorn: Hahahaha
Sagittarius: WAHT?
Scorpio: U WERE DRIBKING APPLE JUICE
Taurus- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gem- Thus is soooo sunful! Were all giung 2 hell!
Leo- OJAY!
Aquarius: I used my dad's money to buy a car for my ex-girlfriend! Hahahahaha I don't even knw y anymore
Gemini- One time... I woke up in a stranger's house... I don't know how I got there... but I think they were trying to kill me...
Scorpio: When I thought I was straight lol like forever ago I kissed Gemini
Pisces: WHAT?
Gem- SCORPIO!
Virgo- This is funny.
Libra: I KISSED PISCES' BROTHER PETER AND ADDED HIM TO THE CHAT!
Peter: Hey guys. Are you apart of Pisces' club?
Gem- IT'S A CULT, YOU DICKHEAD!
Cancer- Woah there, Gem. Calm down.
Pisces: Can I move in with one of you to avoid Peter? My mom and 'his' dad are out of town for a week or two. Let me escape!
Peter: That's not very nice. Mom said you would take some warming up to but this is hard.
Pisces: SHES NOT YOUR MOM
Aquarius: IS PETER PETER PAN? I MUST KNOW! I PROMISED SOME PERSON AT THE PARTY PIXIE DUST
Sagittarius: I'll make coffee. Meet at Pisces and Peter's place?
Peter: YUS BUT UNTIL THEN LETS CHAT MORE
Gem- NOBODY LIKES YOU, PETER!
Virgo- Drunk Gem is mean.
Capricorn: I WANNA RUN A COMPANY! I WANNA BUILD A COMPANY! I WANNA RULE THE WORLD! JOIN MY ARMY!
Aries- I WANNA JOIN YOUR ARMY! I WILL HELP YOU KILL EVERYONE!
Taurus- Idunno... how's the pay?
Capricorn: THE PAY IS LIFE!!!!!!!
Aquarius: I WANNA ARMY! LEO LETS START AN ARMY
Leo- DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN!?
Virgo- Shut up, Leo.
Leo- OKAY, BYE!
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