Hello my readers, before you read this, I want you to imagine Morgan Freeman is reading this for you in your head.
Mmh....
Can you hear me now?
Hhmm.. *coughs like theres a dick in my throat*
"tittie sprinkle.."
*morgan freeman laughs*
"anyway.. let's get on with the reading.."
A young Russian officer is walking down a well lit hallway. The sound of his boots clacking can be heard echoing throughout the whole hallway. The man is pacing back and forth, what could he be doing?
No one knows.
But suddenly a bulbous man burst through a double doorway bellowing out loud
"IM AM IN NEED OF A KADICK!"
"who the fuck is this fatass.." the man whispered under his breath.
"MY KADICK" the whale howled again.
