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Rei: Haru, what are you doing?
Haru: *swimming like a dolphin dying of hypothermia*
Nagisa: The usual.
Makoto: Yep.
Rei: No, that's not what I meant! Do you even hear him?!
Haru: *staring into Rei's eyes with his demon eyes* Usurper. Usurper. Usurper.
Nagisa: Hm, you'll be perfectly fine, babe. Like you usually are~.
Rei: Right now isn't the time to flirt! Do you even notice that he has a symbol on his head?!
Nagisa: Nah, dolphin boy is harmless.
Haru: uSURPER. USURPER! USURPER. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE!
Rei: Forget this, I'm leaving to go jog. *walks away*
Nagisa: And I'll be tagging along to see you work your fine ass and legs~. *follows Rei*
Haru: HOW DARE YOU LEAVE US. FACE PUNISHMENT, RYUGAZAKI REI. UsuRpER!! *summons Steve*
Makoto: Oh god, here we go again. *sighs and walks away*
Steve: *rages*
Haru: USURPERS! USURPERS!
Alfred: *walks nearby the swim club* Oh look... Oh my god. *screams* HE HAS RETURNED! SAVE YO WIVES, SAVE YO CHILDREN!! *runs*
Kiku: *screams and runs*
Everyone else: *screams and runs*
Feliciano: My god. *sighs* Here we go again.
Makoto: Yep. Dammit Haru, this is the second time you summoned a demon in a month! At least it wasn't Satan this time.
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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionRandomness will appear everywhere. Pairings that are unknown will appear. Expect anything and everything involving Hetalia. Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya.
