There was a holy saint. He loved to play on his phone. He played so much that he got eye power and now wears specs. But when Mrs stupid came to visit him, she broke them; so he went to buy fevicol. But instead of going to a stationary shop, he went to a pet shop. They kicked him out and he landed in a beauty parlour. The beauticians thought he had come to get ready for a dance, so they started keeping make-up. And guess who else was there? Those six girls, Mrs Stupid and Shakira! they were also getting make-up for their new dance. A lady offered him lemonade - he wasn't dieting so he drank 50 litres. He was very thirsty, so he drank another 50 litres. He bloated up like a water balloon. Mrs Stupid came, put a pin, and he blasted, splashing lemonade all over. Lemonade was spilt on all the girls and Shakira , so they had to get their make-up done again. But the lemonade had spoilt the make-up kit, so Holy Saint was sent to buy more kits. He went to Walmart and started wandering around. He realised that a fat cow was staring at him. "Whaat ?!" he asked her. But the cow only said "Moooo!"! Then she magically changed into a buffalo. The buffalo was mental and started dancing. Holy Saint thought he was being challenged, so he too started dancing! He started ballroom dancing with the buffalo on a very emotional sad song. They were so sad their tears caused a flood. Lets leave this to the flood relief officials!
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Holy Saint
HumorNot all saints can be called great. The finest example of this line is our favourite Holy Saint. One of the stupidest characters you would have ever come across, this guy has a stomach capacity of 50 litres, and lives in a lemonade fountain. He chor...
