Wife Swap Cullen Style

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I don't own any characters apart from the Stewert family

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Emmett POV

I was playing on the xbox with Jasper when Edward burst into the living room. "WHAT DID YOU DO!?!" He shouted at me.

Why does everyone always blame me?

"BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FAULT!" He answered my thoughts.

"Calm down love" Bella pulled Edward down onto the couch.

"Why did we get a letter from wife swap saying we got excepted?" He spoke through gritted teeth.

We got excepted? Whoo! I never thought we'd get excepted! This is going to be SO much fun!

"No it won't Emmett! Did you think of how hard this would be on everyone? Having a human living with us for 2 weeks!"

"Bella practically lived with us 3 years when she was human" I retorted.

That silenced him. Yes! I'd finally beaten Eddie boy and we got excepted for wife swap all in the same day!

"That was different. I love Bella" he retorted "I guess I win" he smirked.

"Eddie boy I'm gunna kick your as-"

"Why are you all shouting?" Esme walking into the living room.

"Emmett signed us up for wife swap" Jasper laughed "and we got excepted"

"FAMILY MEETING!" Esme shouted. Seconds later we were joined my Alice, Nessie, Jake, Carlisle and my beautiful Rose.

"It seems Emmett has signed us up for wife swap" Esme told everyone.

"Sorry mom" I said sheepishly.

"That's okay Emm" Esme sighed "there's no backing out now. Edward pass me the letter"

«««««Esme's POV»»»»»

Edward handed me the letter.

Dear Cullen family.

We read over your application and you have been excepted to go on Wife Swap. A camera man will be at you house on 21st at 7:30am to set up and take shots of your house. A car will then come to pick you up at 6pm. You will be staying with the Stewart family in Oregon. Please write a guide book for the new mother specifying on your children, your home life and your family rules.

Sincerely Wife Swap.

I sighed. "They'll be here the day after tomorrow, I'm going to Oregon."

"Me and Rose will pack for you" alice said jumping up and dragging Rose up the stairs.

I'm going to miss my children so much.

«««««Pamela's POV (new mom)»»»»»

"FAMILY MEETING!" I shouted. My perfect family walked into the kitchen and sat around the wooden dinning table. "We've been excepted for wife swap" I smiled at my two children and my handsome husband.

"That's great" Roland smiled.

"Permission to speak mother" my son Nile asked. I nodded "this is a wonderful opportunity for you to share your wisdom with other less fortunate families" he smiled.

"Yes it id son." I trained my children well. I looked at my youngest child Harriet "Do you have anything to say?"

"Just that I'm going to miss you so much mom" she smiled.

"MOTHER" I corrected her.

"Sorry mother"

"Ask permission next time!" I snapped. I still had much to teach her. "Go to your room both of you!" My children left me and Roland.

"You shouldn't be so harsh with her she's still learning" Roland said.

I raised my eyebrow "she'll never learn if I don't correct her. Its called tough love"

"I know. Who are you swapping with?" He asked.

"Esme Cullen from New Hampshire. They're probably a poor family" nothing compared to my perfect family. I can't wait to help this family. They're probably uneducated living like animals, I'm going to teach them, make them perfect.

«««««Bella's POV (day of the swap)»»»»»

"Esme are you okay?" I asked. She hasn't quite been the same since we got back from hunting yesterday. The camera men arrived earlier and she's leaving in an hour.

"Yes honey I'm just going to miss you all so much"

"Don't worry Esme I'm sure the first week will fly by and the second week they follow your rules so it won't be that bad" I smiled sweetly.

"Thank you Bella dear." She hugged me.

"Anytime mom" I said knowing she loved it when we called her mom.

We walked into the living room and I instantly floated to my loves side.

"Okay remember the rules, no fighting-" she looked at Emmett and Jake "-be polite-" looked at Rose "-when its time to 'sleep' you stay in your room until its time to 'wake up', you break anything replace it before I get home, and Emmett try not to provoke Bella or Jake into a fight" Esme said.

"Mom I'm offended you'd think I'd do anything like that while you're away" Emmett gasped dramatically.

Esme just shook her head "and listen to your father oh and try not to make your new mom's life a living hell and yes Jasper that means no messing with her emotions"

"Don't worry mom we'll be good" Jasper promised before pulling her into a hug.

I'm sure if Esme was human she would be crying right now. She hugged each of us saying good bye before kissing Carlisle "I love you" they told each other before a car horn beeped outside. "Goodbye I love you all and please try to act normal" Esme left waving as she drove off.