His Fake Girlfriend

Introduction

"What are you thinking?" I asked slowly, afraid of the weird answer I would get.

"That girl, will be the girl to change your ways." He smiled widely.

"How?" I asked both confused and curious.

"Whether it be your ways in the medias eyes or you in general. She WILL change the outlook of you according to others" he seemed to be murmuring more to himself than to me, looking down as he did so.

"I'm confused. How exactly will she change me?" I asked, leaning forward.

He looked up at me, eyes sparkling with mischief.

"That girl, will be your girlfriend."

*

Kris is the leader of the Chinese/Korean boy band EXO M. What comes with being the leader is great responsibility and care for the image of his band. However Kris fails to see this and instead has always loved to push his managers buttons and make him reach boiling point. But what if the manager finds a way to tame rebel Kris and Kris has no choice but to go along with it? Read on and see what happens as the managers plan to create a girlfriend fit for the watching eye of the media plays out. It's natural for Kris to hate her but what if he doesn't? Read and watch as the story unfolds.

-

Hey there and welcome. You're probably not even going to read this because the title says "introduction" right? I mean I wouldn't so why would you? Buuut, I have my days where I feel nosy and I WANT to know what the "introduction" is about. This is probably you right now huh? You've decided to take the nosy path and good for you! I applaud you. No really, I do, I did, I will, I am. Blurgh sfsgshdgxhs.

By now I'm hoping you have guessed I am mentally challenged and lack social skills. And you may even be contemplating stopping now and moving on from here to the first official chapter. But, don't! Hear me out :) I'll try be normal for a second.

Lets start again.

Anneyonghaseyo xokpop imnida!

(Buuuut you probably already know that considering you're on this page and its blatantly obvious that I am infact called xokpop. You see, I'm not korean, but introducing myself in korean makes me feel korean, so let a girl dream a while!)(that was a long bracket, I'm sorry)(I promised I'd be normal so here goes)

First of all as everyone says, "Please do not plagiarize my fanfic" I'm going to be different and say "Bitch, don't steal my thoughts!"

(Sorry for el lingo folks, I had to get that off my *cough*hairy*cough* chest)(-checks chest-)(oh, wait no hair here)(I'm goooood)

Secondly, this is my first fanfic and its a part of me -wipes tear- I hope you all enjoy it and anything else I write after I'm done with it. (Haha that sounded sexual)(sorry, dirty mind here)

Third and finally, I promise you, I'm normal. (Whatever that is)

I said third and finally but you know what, I'M A REBEL, so fourth and finally, I put effort, time and a lot of thought into the way I write, my storyline(s) and characters dialogue, so please understand that its my hard work. So basically once again, "bitch don't steal my thoughts" (sorry lingo issues again folks)

I'm going to shut up now.

If you read this far, come 'ere -hugs you so hard your eyeballs pop out, roll like a buffalo on the floor and get stepped on by dancing masheen Chen who is/was casually hip thrusting his way around the room- sorry that was a very graphic image :o Mianhae (smirks, I feel korean)

Thank you so much!

xokpop out like a buffalo. -bumps chest-

Lol joke I'll be back in chapter one's authors notes ^_^

Til then I bid thee farewell -waves white tissue- -duno why its white and not freaking rainbow coloured but I'm going to wave it anyway-

Anneyong! (Smirks)

—————
02.02.19
Hi hi loves!
Xokpop here!

Just to add, this story was written around 2013, EXO were still ot12 (clutches tissues), post-MAMA ep,m (pats away eye moisture) and with the XOXO album out (cue cinematic tear drop). Weep also my fave album of all time Miracles of December too!! My Turn to Cry is a literal cup of hot chocolate and marshmallows. Holy cheeeeeeeseballs.

Anyhoo, just keep that in mind as there's a whole bunch o' references to that period of time! *\0/*