aries: ball is love ball is life
taurus: won't eat anything with less than ten grams of protein
gemini: says no homo to their dad
cancer: always messes up the bro handshake
leo: owns over twenty pairs of sneakers
virgo: asks your bra size but has no idea what it means
libra: makes sure their shoes, socks, and shirt match, but not to much
scorpio: wears weed socks to a family gathering
sagittarius: always has dubstep at full volume on their beats
capricorn: only bro with a fake i.d
aquarius: hugs you just to feel your boobs
pisces: bro who always loses at beer pong
420 BLAZE IT🍁
- hayley
