The Adventures of Strawberry and Twinkie

Chapter 5

All of a sudden, we heard a knock on the door.

"Ope! That must be Brandon," I say.

"Yay!!" Twinkie yells. She runs over to the door and opens it, and flips her hair to look more "sexy" I guess.

"Damn! You look amazing," Brandon says, smiling. His hair is up and he has a suit and tie on.

"Thanks. You look pretty nice, yourself," Twinkie says.

"Thanks. Well, shall we get going?" Brandon asks. He grabs her hand and Twinkie waves goodbye to me. Brandon just nods his head at me.

Of course, I'm not just going to let Twinkie go by herself. I was going to spy on her.

I ran to the bathroom, and put on a wig. The wig was long black hair.

Then, I put on some mascara and eyeliner. I put on some fake lashes and stuffed my bra to make my boobs look bigger. I put a ton of perfume on and put on one of Twinkie's dresses. It was gigantic on me, but whatever. I walked out the door and closed the door berg quietly. I went down to the lobby and quickly ran out the door to catch a taxi. Once I was in the taxi, I talked in a Mexican accent.

"Can I go to teh um, majjino restaurant?" I asked.

"You mean, Maggiano's?" The taxi driver asked.

"Eh, si señor." I replied.
The taxi driver dropped me off at the restaurant, and I quickly paid him and got out as fast as possible. I walked inside and looked around for Twinkie. Finally, I saw her. She was seated with Brandon in a booth.

"Hello, ma'am. How may I help you today?" The waitress asked.

"Eh, can I have a seat next to the people over there?" I asked, pointing at Twinkie.

"Sure thing!" The waitress said as she guided me to a table right next to them.

"Any drinks to start you off?" The waitress asked once I was seated.

"Tequila, please," I replied. The waitress kind of gave me a weird look, but she got the drink for me. I stared over at Twinkie and watched her flirt endlessly with Brandon.

"No, your cute!" Twinkie argued.

"No, you are!" Brandon argued back. I rolled my eyes and ignored them. It was honestly kind of annoying, but you know, whatever.

I took a shot of my tequila, and then looked at my menu.

"CHOCOLATE CAKE?!" I screamed. Everyone looked over at me.

"Ehhh, sorry I got excited," I said.

"Weirdo," Twinkie whispered to me. I gave her the dirtiest look.

"Is there a problem, ma'am?" Twinkie asked. I rolled my eyes and her and got back to looking at the menu. I finally decided what I was going to eat.

When the waitress finally came back I pulled her over.

"Yes ma'am?" The waitress asked, kind of annoyed.

"'I want to eat," I said.

"What do you want then?" she asked.

"Chocolate cake," I replied. The waitress walked away, and I patiently waited for my chocolate cake. I looked back over at Twinkie to see how her date with Brandon was going.

"Veronica is cool, I guess," I hear Brandon say.
Were they talking about me?!?!

"Yeah, Strawberry is okay. I mean, she is annoying sometimes. She's really short too," Twinkie says laughing. I gasp a little and give her an evil glare, but I don't think she notices. Of course, I continue listening to their conversation about me.

"Yeah, she's really short. My uncle who's a midget is taller than her, I bet!" Brandon says laughing.

"True. Strawberry is so tiny!! An 8-year old may be taller than her. But Strawberry is still great. I use her as my armrest sometimes. It comes in handy," Twinkie says laughing.

"Here's your chocolate cake!" The waitress interrupts.

"Yeah, thanks," I say. I look at the chocolate cake and I have the perfect idea. I laugh evilly, and take a bite out of the chocolate cake.

"I'm so sorry," I whisper to the chocolate cake. I quickly pick up the cake and throw it was Twinkie's face. I quickly get up and start running away, laughing.

"HEY!" Twinkie says, running after me. I keep running, and quickly hail a taxi cab.

"STOP RIGHT THERE!!!" Twinkie says. I look over and it's too late to run. She quickly tackles me.

"Hey!" I say.

"YOU RUINED MY DRESS!" Twinkie says angrily. She licks her face.

"Although, this chocolate cake is really good, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!" Twinkie says. I kind of laugh a little.

"Who are you anyways?" she asks. I shrug. She studies my face and I think she realizes who I am.

"Strawberry?" Twinkie whispers.

Oh crap.