Purple Guy and Phone Guy Down Under

CRIKEY! We're in Australia?!

It was the nightshift at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Vincent and Scott were assigned as partners for the night. It's not that Scott hates Vincent, he just doesn't like him too much with his weird, crazy, wacky antics like the one time he brought a toaster with him in case he got hungry during the nightshift or that time Vincent invited Scott to his house to watch Happy Tree Friends with him even though Scott hated that show because it was too violent, bloody and really sick and twisted. Vincent thinks of Scott as a real stick-in-the-mud. But that doesn't mean that they ain't friends. Their friendship is like Amethyst and Pearl's friendship in Steven Universe. Vincent can be pretty creepy and a bit of a wild child. Scott is more responsible and doesn't like to be involved in whatever Vincent does like the time Vincent begged for Scott to go with him to play laser tag with him.
They were working the nightshift. Vincent checks the vents and hallway while Scott checks the cameras and winds the music box. Vincent saw Foxy down the hall. He was about to sprint after them. "Scott"
"Not now Vincent."
"Scott"
"What Vincent?!"
"Foxy's down the hall coming to get us. We have to hide somewhere."
"Just wear the Freddy mask he'll go away."
"I can hear ye lads and I'm not an idiot!"
Vincent screamed, he caught Scott by the wrist and crawled into the left vent just before Foxy caught them. "Those lily-livers are faster than Ol' Foxy." The vent led them to a game room where Balloon Boy was. "Vincent why'd you do that for?!" Vincent shushed Scott and pointed at BB. Scott was about to say something when Vincent dragged him to a box that would fit them both and shut the lid. "We'll stay here until BB and the other animatronics gave up on finding us." Whispered Vincent. "This is stupid." Scott whispered/yelled. "Pipe down. Do you want us to get killed?!" Vincent half yelled. Scott turned to his side and felt his tiredness take over until he eventually fell asleep. Vincent fell asleep also. Two men came over to the box they were in and shut it tight. "Ms. Fletcher said to send this back to Australia because it was defective."
12 hours later...
Scott woke up and felt Vincent cuddling his waist. "Vincent wake up." Vincent woke up to see Scott's dark brown eyes. "Is the coast clear Mr. Ring Ring." Scott glared at him. "I told you to never call me that." He lifted the lid to see that they aren't in the pizzeria but in some warehouse. "Vincent. I don't think we're in Michigan anymore." (A/N: Yes Freddy's is at Michigan in the Midwest.) "What do you mean Scott?" Asked Vincent. "See for yourself." Vincent took a look and saw that they're in a warehouse near the Australian outback and a red kangaroo hopped by. "Scott, please tell me we're stuck in a dream."
"Vincent if this were a dream, we'd be surrounded by toast." Vincent looked around. "You're right Scott. This isn't a dream we're literally on the other side of the world. How will we get back to America?"
"Vincent calm down, call someone to see if they can help us. Vincent got out his iphone and called someone.
Back home...
Jeremy's phone rang to the theme song from Sailor Moon. "Hello?"
"Jeremy it's me, Vincent."
"Hi Vincent. Where are you and Scott?"
"Call me crazy but I'm calling from Australia."
Jeremy didn't know what to say, "Um... are you sure you're not pranking me because you prank called me into thinking you were calling from China and Mike figured that you were in Chinatown."
"THIS ISN'T A PRANK CALL FITZGERALD!" Vincent screamed on the other end.
Jeremy almost dropped his phone.
"Sorry Vincent. I thought you were doing a prank call."
Scott had enough and decided to talk to Jeremy instead. "Hello Jeremy, it's me, Scott. Do you know if there's an airport to around where we are?"
"Uh... I don't know much about Australia but I can call up Sarah she can help out." Vincent took his phone from Scott. "You can't do that!"
"W-why not Vincent?"
"Because if she found out we're in Australia Scott and I will lose our jobs!"
"You're being paranoid Vincent. Sarah's compassionate and she'll understand completely and help you guys out."
Jeremy heard Vincent and Scott arguing on the other end and the Puppet she heard the entire conversation. "Should we-"
"No this is getting good. Those are two are far away from us. I bet they'll murder each other before they come back here."
"I bet they make it back here alive."
"You're on Chica."
"You know what, screw it Jeremy! Scott and I will find a way to get home." Vincent hung up and got Scott by the wrist. "Oh no you don't Vincent. It was you who got us into this mess and now I'll get us out of it." Scott said pulling away from Vincent. "Have it your way Mr. Ring Ring." Scott got Vincent by the shirt. "How many times do I have to tell you to never ever call me that?!" Vincent counted the many times Scott told him to never bring up that nickname. "Many times."
"Yet you continue. God, it's like talking to a 2 year old." Vincent followed Scott out the warehouse.