'Hey Kyle, it's the sexy beast saying wassup' I sent the text and waited for a reply. While I was waiting I rolled around on my bed really bored. What to do, what to do. Before I could figure out something my phone let out a swear word signaling I got a text.
'Is this Jade Thirwall of Little Mix? How did you get my number?! :O' read his reply. Ouch, burn. "HOLD THE F*CK UP! HE KNOWS HOW TO TEXT?" I did a little celebratory dance on my bed until I tripped on my suitcase and fell on the floor with a really loud thud.
"LAILA ARE YOU OKAY?! WE HEARD SCREAMING AND A LOUD THUD!!" Puppy Face (Liam) screamed bursting through the door with 4 other idiots. I mean his bandmates.
"PUPPY FACE CALM YO TITS!! I just tripped on my suitcase when I was dancing" I shrugged nonchalantly.
"But your suitcases are on the bed" the curly haired one said slowly obviously confused. I'm gonna call him Curly Top.
"Really? I thought they were on the ceiling" I said sweetly from my position on the floor.
"How on earth could they be on the ceiling. Sweetheart I think-" he started.
"That your an idiot" I said in an innocent voice.
"What?" He was so slow.
"I think that your an idiot" I put the sentences together.
"Excuse me?" he said shocked and offended.
"Your excused, Curly Top." I said kindly.
"Excuse you, but who do you think you're talking to like that?" some guy with his pants rolled up said sassily. I think I'll call him Mr. Sassy @$$. But nobody sasses the Sass Queen.
"Well you see Mr. Sassy @$$, I'm pretty sure that I was talking to Curly Top." I sassed back.
"Did you just sass me?" He asked. He turned to face the other dumb people. I mean the bandmates. "Did she.. Did she just..Did she just sass me?"
"Oh no I think they're about to have a sass off" Curly Top smirked.
"Shut it, Curly Top" I snapped. Mr. Sassy @$$ whipped around to face me again.
"Don't you talk to my Hazza that way!" he shouted at me pulling Curly Top into him.
"Puppy Face"
"Yes Laila?" Liam answered.
"Are they gay?" I asked. Blonde Dude and Mystery Man started laughing.
"I don't really know Laila. I still wonder myself" he replied. Blonde Dude and Mystery Man were currently rolling on the floor laughing their @$$es off. Mr. Sassy @$$ and Curly top were alternating between glaring at me and Liam.
"Yo, Blonde Dude, go get me a beer" I said and everyone froze and looked at me shocked. "At least that shut you up" they were still staring at me.
"Who's Blonde Dude?" The only blonde in the room asked breaking the silence. Ugh blondes.
"You doofus, now get your @$$ up and get me a damn soda" Liam gave me the look "please" I added.
"Okay, and my names Niall by the way" he said getting up and dusting himself off.
"Does it look like I care? Now shoo" I made shooing motions with my hands.
"Now Laila, sweetheart" Curly Top started again with his annoyingly slow, deep voice "How did you trip on your suitcase exactly?" Oh I forgot about that. You know that would explain why I'm on the floor.
"Mystery Man" I lifted my arms signaling for him to carry me. Puppy Face, Mr. Sassy @$$, and Curly Top looked at Mystery Man who was still on the floor.
