Holy Ninjas!? - A Naruto Fanfiction (DISCONTINUED AND REWRITTEN IN A DIFFERENT FIC BY THE SAME TITLE)

The First Day

It was a long day to say the very least, I understood the homicidal feeling that any rogue ninja in NARUTO had on a daily basis now, and I honestly wanted to kill them all. It's a strong feeling. And I would have acted upon it, too, if I did not know that they would have immediately killed me in response.

I spent my lunch period in a bathroom stall, just trying to avoid all of the chaos my new "friends" were causing. It was quite honestly out of control and I wanted absolutely nothing to do with it.

I had a half empty soda can at my feet and my phone in my hands, I was currently watching the 2003 version of Peter Pan, which I loved so dearly, and I would've continued to enjoy that AMAZING movie too, if Sakura and Ino didn't come into the bathroom and begin gossiping to eachother.

I immediately stood, took my soda and decade old movie, and left the bathroom and sook refuge in the library. I was, obviously, not the only person with that grand idea.

Sora was there, my best friend Sora. 

She saw me and strode over angrily.

"How could this have happened and you not mentioned a single THING to me!?" She shouted angrily, "This was only what we'd always hoped and dreamed for and you just happen to FORGET to mention to me that you stumble upon them!?"

"Now, you know that's not what I intended-"

"Then what did you intend? For me to find out on my own and be all happy-go-lucky-I'm-so-glad-you-left-this-a-surprise!?"

"No, but-"

"But what!?"

"Please, let me finish..."

"Alright, go now."

"I didn't have a chance. This happened just before I left my house-"

"Is there anyone else?"

"Kakashi."

"Where is he?"

"At my house."

"With access to the TV?"

"I already told him not to watch it. Don't freak out."

"Alright. I won't."

She slaps me.

"What was that for!?"

"For not making time and telling me of course!"

"Whatever,"

And that... was the first day...

OF HELL