Holy Ninjas!? - A Naruto Fanfiction (DISCONTINUED AND REWRITTEN IN A DIFFERENT FIC BY THE SAME TITLE)

Chapter 3 - I Hate Math, It Distracts Me From the REAL Problems!

I looke around me, taking in every detail.

Sakura still had long hair, it was before the Chunin Exam Arc. Phew.

I wouldn't have a revenge-oriented nut job running around.

I noted everyone I could see.

Sasuke. Naruto. Sakura. Gaara. Temari. Kankuro. Kiba. Hinata. Shino. Shikamaru. Ino. Chouji. Kakashi. Ten Ten. Neji. Lee.

Let me see... HOLY CRAP! I have 16 lethal killers in front of me!

I'll tell you, they're so much less intimidating on the show!

I mean, they look human! Not anime-ish! Freaking human!!

But of course... I'm a classic Tsundre, a complete hypocrite.

I'm also a pessimist.

So... I held it in and glared at them.

And they glared back, well Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, Kakashi and Neji did.

The others looked absolouetly confuzzled.

I took the time to go into Shikamaru mode and make a plan.

So, my dad was deployed in Afgahnistan.

My mom was training to transition from EFDA to Dental Hygenist.

And my sister was at a Dance Camp.

Therefore, I had the house to myself, no problem there.

The problem is, there's 4 rooms. And now 17 people.

Well, the 5 girls could share a room with me, and I guess we DO have 2 living rooms, so that makes 4 rooms total... And there's 10 of them... HOLD UP!

Why am I doing all this math!?

Sas-gay knocked my free of my inner rambling, "Why do you have a Konoha headband?"

So much for playing clueless...

I'd like to thank Allaania and BunniBrown and TheRift!

Thanks for supporting me!

Anyways, Allaania is the only one who's told me what pairings and characters she'd like to see!

I want to make this story enjoyable for you guys, so help me out here!

Anyways, a cookie for Allaania-Chan!

- xllX_Marie_Xllx