aries: hello nick grimshaw. hello nick grimshaw. hello nick grimshaw.
taurus: it's a tiger. roar.
gemini: late bloomer.
cancer: the universe is expanding.
leo: i hate this.
virgo: if i was beyoncé for a day, i would do a concert performing her many hits including single ladies, halo and drunk in love.
libra: what makes you beautiful.
scorpio: nashville, nashville, nashville. thank you.
sagittarius: i'm liam, i'm from wolverhampton.
capricorn: hiatus.
aquarius: willies. willies. willies.
pisces: thanks, niall.
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