Texting Harry Styles

The first phone call

I'm going to England. To stay with my mom and her family. Mom said I fly down on Sunday and she has some sort of special treat planned for me, whatever that means. Honestly though, I'm super excited. I've been wanting to get away for a while now, away from people at school and that stressy father of mine. Not that I won't miss everyone, of course I will. But I've never been to England before so this is a big opportunity for me. Who knows , I might like it so much I end up staying a while.

After the phone call I go back upstairs to my room. I lie back on my bed with a grin on my face.

Lana: guess what? X)

Cutie: the aliens have invaded our planet and we need to make sweet love to keep the human race going?

Lana: No, silly c; I'm going to England! On Sunday!

Cutie: OMG that's where I live!!!

Lana: you're British?

Cutie: *english

Lana: well sorrryyyyyy

Cutie: your forgiven

Lana: *you're

Cutie: Lana banana

Lana: what?

Cutie: WE HAVE TO MEET IN ENGLAND!!!!!

I bite my lip. I do want to meet him, I really do. But we've only been speaking for a couple of days. God, I'm still not sure his real name is Edward.

Lana: idk...you could be some 45 year old

Cutie: excuseeee meeeee but I'm 20. I get that it's a lil strange meeting so soon. For all I know you could be some 45 year old cat lady :p

Lana: I sent you a pic tho! I didn't get one :p

Cutie: I'll send one then :) Plz don't gasp in horror at my ugliness

Lana: pssshh whatever babe

Cutie: BABE OMG

Lana: send me the pic you walnut

Cutie: (picture message)

Lana: aw you're so

Cutie: sexy

Lana: I was gonna say close to the camera hehe

Cutie: yeah, whatever love. So, about meeting hmmm

Lana: hmmm...I'll think about it

2 minutes later.....

Cutie: have you thinked about it yet?

Lana: .....

Cutie: whet

Lana: *thought

Cutie: Ik

Lana: okay okay ;)

Cutie: oMG I HaVE An IDeA

Lana: and what is this marvellous idea of yours? :p

My phone starts to ring. It's him. For some reason I feel nervous about picking up, I don't know what I pictured his voice to be like. Well I guess I'll find out.

"Hello?" I ask.
"Lana Banana!" A deep British voice says. I giggle at how excited he sounds.
"That's me,"
"It's me, harry- I mean Edward, your one true love!"
"In your dreams" I roll my eyes.
"My wet dreams hehe"
"You're gross"
"No I'm harry"
"Don't you mean Edward hmm?"
"Oh yeah hahahahaha"
"That was such a fake laugh,"
"No it wasn't! How hurtful, that's my real laugh and you've just put me down. I'm going to cry now." I giggle, god he's so weird.
"I like your laugh, it's cute" I blush at his comment.
"Yeah-no."
"Whatever babe, your giggle is cute as fuck."
"No swearing!"
"Fuck, fuck, fuckety fuck!"
"I will hang up,"
"You wouldn't,"
"Don't say those words,"
"What, fuck? What about dick?"
"You're making me uncomfortableeee,"
"Sorry baby, I won't say those bad words ever fucking again."
"Bye,"
"Wait Lana-"
"Kidding,"
"You scared me"
"I'm sorry,"
"So, about us meeting hmm have you decided yet?"
"Yes I have...I would like to meet you,"
"YES!"
"Don't get too excited,"
"I'm sooo excited, I've literally got a bo-"
"No naughty words!"
"Are you going to punish me?"
"You're making me-"
"Wet?" He asks, I gasp and giggle..
"Blush! You're making me blush!" I exclaim.
"You're so cute Lana banana" I hear someone talking in the background and then there's a muffled sound, like the phone is being passed around. I hear Edward/harry/who knows, shouting in the background and then a different voice comes on the phone.
"Are you Lana?"
"This is she," I say hastily.
"I'm Harry's friend, by the way he was wanking off to your photo-" The phone goes quiet for a moment and I hear more shouting. I don't know what the fudge is going on, but his friend called him Harry. Is that his real name? And o my god if he actually was-
"I'm back," I sigh in relief as the familiar (very sexy) voice comes back on the line.
"So you really were pleasing yourself to my-" I begin but get cut off.
"no I was not wanking off to your photo. A lot."
"Hey!"
"Oh noooo..."
"What?" I ask.
"I have to gooooo...rehearsals...."
"Aw okay, talk later?"
"Course babe, byeeee"
"Ciao"

I hang up with a massive grin on my face.

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