Texting Harry Styles

Jonah

"Hello bitches, the pros have arrived!"

Goddamnit.

Harry and I pull away at the same time, our faces equally red. We turn and face Niall, Louis, Liam and Zayn, who are all stood there grinning.

Harry clears his throat and points to the bowling alley.

"So, you ready to play?"

"Sure"

*******

So it turns out, Liam is exceptionally good at bowling. He pretty much slayed all of us.

Yes, I did just say slayed.

Harry is bad, really bad. I convinced to choose a lighter ball after three failures with the heavier one but in the end he just sucked whatever bowling ball he used.

I was okay, but I'm still better on the Wii.

Afterwards, Harry tells me that we're going to this pizza parlour to meet this Jonah guy, who will be acting as my fake boyfriend Edward Cullen. Great.

*****

"Pizzzaaaaa!" Harry sings, waving his arms about. We're currently sat in a booth in this really fancy pizza place waiting for Jonah.

"Shhhh," I say to Harry, placing a finger over my lips. [a/n I had such a dirty thought writing this omf]

"Why? Am I embarrassing you? Pizzzzaaaaa!" He shouts, placing his hands on his hips and standing on his chair.

"You're such a dork," I grin, shaking my head. Harry smiles and sits back down, looking me straight in the eye.

"I'm your dork." I burst out laughing and Harry joins in.

"That was cheesy as fuck Harry"

"And speaking of cheese, pizza!" Harry shoves a huge slice of pizza into his mouth, not even caring that it smears all over his chin.

Even doing that he looks more attractive than I probably ever will.

"Harry! I'm here," A deep, American voice calls.

"Jonah!" Harry grins, mouth full of food. I follow his gaze and turn to this Jonah guy.

Wow.

*****

A/n: okay so I don't know who should play Jonah yet, someone American idk. Leave suggestions if you want to?