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Lolly Limberger was the average age of any teen in a cheesy romance novel- 16! That made her super happy because it meant she could drive a car!

In fact, today is Lolly's birthday! Today she turns 16! Huzzay huzzah! All 27 of her bestest friends came, and they brought a truck but Lolly could totally tell there was something inside it. Her mom ordered a huge pink cake, which had an ungodly amount of red dye #7. Lolly didn't care at all because she was 16 freakin years old and nobody could tell her what to do. She put on her super hot bikini and slipped into her family's heated pool next to Dylen Jinnklefinklebergen.
"Hai kittenbabe" he said "I can't wait for you to figure out the surprise we have in the truck." He gave her the sexiest wink ever and pushed his blonde hair from his eyes. *Le gasp*
"Have you ever gotten a papercut really badly in a spot you would never think you should have gotten a papercut?" He said, all sexiness aside.
Lolly was annoyed, because she hade the whole conversation planed out.
"Ya I had a armpit paper cut" Lolly said.
"Holy guacamole! You've got chips?" Dylen suddenly exclaimed.
"Dylen, stop, you know this is a cool pool party so we have chips!" Lolly said really angrily.
"Pool party, baby! This is a cool party! Cool pool party! Lalalala!!!" Screamed Dylen. Suddenly Dylen didn't seem so hot. Lolly excused herself from the pool and went inside to cry dramatically in the bathroom aboyt Dylen's abs.
After a half hour, Lolly figured nobody cared enough to knock on the door to see if she was alright.
She redid her makeup and was out of there in a quick 30 minutes. She went out the back door and flopped onto the custom patio furniture. She stared brutally at Dylen, who was talking to her friend Starla Stoneybottom. Oh how she hated Starla Stoneybottom.
Then Starla poked Dylen and he looked over at Lolly, and then he run runned over and said, leaning over her, dripping their all natural sea-salted pool water onto her- "Lolly, my sweetkitten- do you want to see how I can put my leg freakishly behind my head?"
Thankfully, Lolly's total bestie, Gogglegoogleglubglub, said really loud "Present time!"
Good thing she reminded everone it wasn't the past, or future. It was the present, which means gifts.

Lolly stood up from the custom furniture and claped her hanns real loud because she knew she probably had a got car for birthday because friends like cars and so does she.
Dylen said "We gotedt you a sepcial gift :) also ever since my dogs licked my inner nostril I have been sneezin alot lele."
And then he held her hand and walked her over to the truck. Then the back of the teuck upen to waht kook like a car ramp and Lolly Limberger was suddenyl real excite unyil she saw a smokey fog machines anf a car backed out and it said DMC on the tail light.
"Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Dylen. Ah... are you telling me you're giving me a DeLorean as birthday present?" Asked Lolly.
Dylen stroked her hair.
"The way I see it- if you're going to give a birthday present you're going to have to do it in style!"
Wao, thought Lolly, Is this guy crazy, or craxy in love?

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