Lolly got into her new- uh old DeLorean. For all the uncultivated slabs here, the DeLorean is a stainless steel sports car from the early 80's with super fly gull wing spaceship doors. LOLKY ALWADYS WANT ONE! !!!!! $$$$$$!!#!!!!
She's so happy that Dylen bout one for her, but was not happy because he porbably wanted to to be her boyfriend. That was a provlen because Dylen was actually a super weirdo and she didn't know what to do ~_~
The fog cleared from around the car and Lolly got inside. Yeah I knoe I already said she got into the vehicle, but just ignore that part. So anyway she gits inside, in the driver seat, and she honks the honker real loud. Then she looks and sees that Dylen had gotten into the passenger side and had his legs up on the dash.
"Oi- poipoi poo poo"
"Wot."
"Let's take her for a spin," says Dylen, pulling a spinning top from his pocket. He winked with both eyes (probably just a blink, nvm), and took his legs off the dashboard. He spun the top where his legs were, and they watched it for a bit. "If the top doesn't fall over, it means we've arrived." Dylen said mysteriously.
"Arrived wheeeere??" Lolly quite quickly questioned.
"Well, when the car accelerationates to 88 kilometers per hour, you're gonna see some serious man run away with naught but a towl betwixt his loins."
"Wait wjat"
"Ya. Gigawatts."
"Jiggle whats?"
"Precidesly. Now go and drive really superfast, I'll spin my top!"
Lolly shifted the gears on the car and revved up the engine. Well actually she turned the key first. And the engine went all pbbrrm pbbbrmm. Fun fact. The DeLorean DMC-12 has the engine in the back of the car, and the front is used to store things! Wow, you learn something new every day!
She vroomed the car off the ramp from the back of the truck and steered it out onto the road. There were no other cars on the neighbourhood street so she stopped it in the middle of the road.
"Okay, Lolly, I'm going to count to three and I want you to press the gas pedal and accelerationationate to 88 kilometers per hour when I say to, alright?"
"Dylen, this is an Americanian car so how an I sposed to know when it goes to 88 kimoleters per hour?" Asked Lolly Limberger
"Gewgle" replieped Dylen.
**SOME TWO SECONDS LATRE**
"Ah, you see, we have arrived"
Dylen gor out of the car and lolly half expected him to get his head shot off by angry farmers lol
Luk=kily there were no angry faemers but when Lolly got out of the car she notived that Dylen was gone n in his place was a super hot old dude who looked super familiar for some apparent treason that you are about to find out.
"OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Lolly screamed super mega loud
Then she took out her new coolPhone 3000c and took a slefie
She put the photo on instagram and snapchat and her thing she wrote about it in the description was
RIP DAVID BOWIE
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Teen FictionLolly Limberger has one chance to get it right- if she doesn't make the magic unicat king fall in love with her she won't be able to save her brother from the middle of GiantMaze!!
