Confessions Of Teenage Hipsters

Kevin Baird

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Hanging out with my mate, Trimble -in my room at the moment.
No weird stuff happening here, just me and him looking for my pizza slice that has fallen somewhere er- under my bed.

"Kev, just let go of the missing pizza slice." Alex whined obviously giving up, "Maybe some rat took it already." He added,

"No. If a rat did steal my pizza...then we're gonna have to find that rat and slice open it's tummy." I replied, giving out a plan.

Pizza is life. Never give up on pizza. Also, Booze is life.
"Oh my god i'm not helping you!" He gave me an incredulous look, "The poor rat." Alex cried

"Lmao just kidding, mate. Let's keep looking."

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Hanging out with Lloyd now. I like hanging out with losers and make them look for my pizza. Lmao jk. I'm at the pub with her.

"So...do you like alex?" I asked her, "Umm, he's cute and awkward but no- i don't know." She rambled.

"Wtf, man. You guys will look great together. I'm tellin ya. You both ugly and fat." I gave her a blank look, not being fully serious. "The fok. So you like...a matchmaker now?" She reassured, laughing.

"Yeah ok." Then i felt my phone vibrate in my pocket, It's the read head dude.

xelA- where r u?
Beaird- pub lol. Wana come?
xelA- no piss off makin me look for ur fokin beer bottle cap
Beaird- lloyd is wid me
xelA- im comin.

Minutes later, alex arrived and immediately sat down beside lloyd. "Hallo" i greeted alex, Alex ignored me and greeted Lloyd, smh.

They were laughing about something then Alex called my attention,"Kev! School said they have big news to tell us tomorrow." He looked at Lloyd then at me, "Just notifying you.." Then he sat back down.

I was trying to get into their conversation but I couldn't relate. And everytime i try to bring up a different topic, they would ignore me. Sad face. I downed the beer that i was holding, tasting the bitterness of it linger in my mouth.

Hm, Being alone wasn't bad at all! Hm, regretting that i invited these two right now. Just listening to the faint classic rock that's playing through the speakers is nice. I took another swig at my drink.

Apparently listening to people chattering with faint music playing at the background relaxes me, Then out of the blue Lloyd interrupted me enjoying the loneliness, "Hey, kev! Alex just told a reaally funny jo-" i cut her off, letting irritation build up in me,

"No. Fuck you. And Fuck his joke." I scowl. Then got up from the stool, bringing my cold booze with me.

I roamed around the bar trying to look for someone to hook up with, but i just ended up standing in the middle of the dance floor and under a strobe light. Oh you know, just standing here holding my beer. Then someone tapped my shoulder from behind, i turned around to see who it was.