Slap-Punch Saga

That's My Hero Pie

A few clicks sound as Willy turns the dial on the timer setting it to fifteen minutes. He waits and waits patiently but quickly grows impatient by the clicking sound of the timer.

He runs to open a window to stick his head out screaming loudly to the heavens," WHY ARE YOU TAKING FOREVER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY."
Let's out a few fake sobs before quickly snapping back to reality and calming down, "Oh right duh you don't have to wait silly you've got the magic touch."

He closes the window tight and turns to leap toward the timer in slow motion with his mouth open wide and tongue dangling out the side with saliva flowing freely from his tongue all over as he reaches back really far and swings his hand forward as if he is about to slap the timer but quickly shifts to a lunwch at the last second instantly knocking the timer down to zero and causing it to buzz off.

"Ahhh pies done." He goes to open the oven forgetting to grab the oven mitts reaching in to grab the pie pulling it out. He starts humming to himself as he walks it over towards the kitchen counter but just as he is about to set it down he realizes he doesn't have the oven mitts on and let's out a really loud scream in pain as he tosses the pie up into the air and looks at his hands with big wide eyes that have tears flowing from them. He stops briefly when the pie doesn't come back down like it should due to gravity and all. He looks up and sees a flying bunkey(Bunny-Monkey) holding it in the air giggling sinisterly.
Willy shakes his fist and snarls angrily at the bunkey as he begins to shout,"HEY YOU BIG GOOF,THAT'S MY HERO PIE." The bunkey flies around the kitchen area dodging out of the way of all of the items Willy is frantically throwing at it. The bunkey starts to laugh hysterically at the feeble attempts Willy makes to ground it. Laughing so hard it lands without realizing it to keel over holding its gut to laugh some more.

Leaving the pie completely vulnerable. Willy notices this and a light bulb goes off in his mind as he charges towards the bunkey rubbing his hands together really fast to get them hot before he launches a devastating slap-punch to send the bunkey flying through the walls out of the kitchen all the way out into the street. Satisfied Willy smiles once more as if nothing just happened as he goes to get himself a few slices of pie to eat before the red he sees a giant flash of light and something coming out of the sky far away.

T.B.C. The Birwiz (Bird-Wizard)