Moments after returning to his house the front door burst open and he jumps out striking a hero pose in his Slap-Punch suit then he hears a snicker coming from the walkway to his house he stares. "Uhhhh who are you and what's your deal kid?"
A girl approaches wearing a costume as well and some pink goggles,"I do believe we are the same age dumdrum. And whatever do you mean what is my deal? I haven't begun negotiating anything with you so there is no deal." She tilts her head to the side and smirks," also although we are the same age as far as documentation goes girls advance intellectually faster than boys so that makes me older than you mentally so you have to do what I say." She folds her arms and Willy just blank stares at her,"you have got to be kidding me. Who the heck do you think you are huh? Standing outside my house like some sort of girl peeping tom. What if I didn't come flying right back out after I went on huh? Would you have kept waiting like some sort of creepy peepy? Is that your name? I admit it fits you."She puts her finger up to silence him,"Silence yourself kid." She closes her eyes and listens carefully before her eyes open again and she opens her mouth to say with a banshee like power,"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" She shatters the windows to Willy's place as some shadow monkeys emerge from the shadows and explode into a dark mist right behind Willy. He just stands there covering his ears and he looks dumbfounded. "Whaaaaaattttt the freak just happened?" He turns to look at the glass,"Grrr you broke my windows you jerkface." She glares at him coldly before some more shadow monkeys appear surrounding them both. She gets ready and Willy starts counting. "Uhhh are these friends of yours?" He cracks his knuckles.
She turns to stand back to back with Willy,"No I would never lower my standards to hang with some thuggish monkeys like this. But less talking and counting kid more of whatever it is you do." She inhales deeply and exhales uttering the word rapidly and quickly,"duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duuuuuhhhhhhhh!" She sends the charging shadow monkeys flying one by one causing them all to burst into shadow mist like they were being hit with submachine gun bullets. Willy enlarges his hand with his mech glove and delivers a massive slap punch to the remaining shadow monkeys destroying them before his hand returns to normal and he takes some breathes looking at the girl.
"Now would be a good time to start talking girly puff. Starting with your name."She let's out a sigh before brushing herself off and turning to flash a innocent smile at him,"Well my name is Selena but I go by Powduh. It is nice to meet you Willy Punchit."
The two stare each other down as the wind begins to blow.
Across the street watching from the attic are some eyes that glow bright green and a laugh can be heard coming from the area.
"So cool and fun......oh and you brought a friend to play with us now Slap-Punch. The things I have planned for us are going to be to die for. Hehehhehehahhahahahahahahahahahahahaa!"T.B.C. What Kind Of Name is Silly Willy?
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Slap-Punch Saga
Short StoryThis is a story geared towards those of us who want to still enjoy our inner child. It centers around a young hero named Willy Punchit who gains super powers after drinking a bottle of Captain Punch. He then takes on the super hero identity of Slap...