Sorry about the mistake , I swear your not meant to go to school on Saturday, I mean SATURDAY SERIOUSLY! but hey ho. Let's move on from that inconvenience. So I'm just standing there in the dinner line with my hair up in a messy bun with ma Michael Kors bag (yea it's fake ) Jesus I'm not that rich ! There it was , oh blimming hell , sausage smashed up on the wall !! Eww I'm surprised my sausage fingers could hold the tray without breaking it , I mean they are powerful and slightly obese . I got to the front of the line "right love next " the crusty dinner lady shouted. " what you havin lovie ?" She asked.
"Gis a chicken roast , tar " i mumbled. Then I saw the giant salad sandwich, bloody hell I couldn't resist , oh shit it's £1.99 , all the money I have for this week. It was so hard to resist , my sausages glided In and hovered over the sandwich. I said to my self "NO! " and pelted myself in the head reminding me not to spend all the money at once but it happened again but this time I full on launched my sausage fingers to my forehead , yea it left a sausage hand print - how embarrassing! But it worked and I got my roast dinner and went to find the squad. I arrive at the table there's nosey niamh with her spaghetti fingers , moody Melissa with her small sausage finger , (no words for Xenia , I can't find a word the same letter as her name , saiii ! ) but xenia has stump fingers , judgemental Jess with her model hands , and astonishing Abi with her nails as long as benefit street. Yea so I come to the table and boom , nosey niamh hits me with a large burp (filled with vitamins and nutrients) .
"Your breath smells zesty , can I kiss yo ? " I squealed.
Next ting you know you have this random girl , well if it is a girl go "wait up Olivia !" She sounded so crusty her sausage veins were about to pop !
