The clock strikes 1:00pm , still at school ! Me and the squad havin some banter packed goodness . Me and Niamh are just on and off like constantly (it's all my fault because I cheat on her with other girls , the only reason why she gets back with me is because I do things like wait outside her English and yea it works as always . Ohhhhhhh Yeaaa me and Xenia lad are flying to Dubai with Norman airlines !! Hell yea we get major Norman luxury 😳😻 it's nearly Christmas and my sausages decide to buy my liccle friends REAL DIAMOND BENEFIT bracelets with crystals soo shiny 😉 so yea I get home and there's my mum like having a full on shouting session at me because I spent all of my benefit money , life is so unfair and she can't afford to buy the whole 8 kids presents for Christians that's why KEY 103 MISSION CHRISTMAS have to donate a ton of toys innit , we also getting a "48" inch FLAT SCREEN TV off of eBay 😭. How loveleh . Me , xenyo , niamh and sam walked home . We were peckish so we got chippy . There's me like buying a big portion of chips and a giafrantic sausage (me cousin innit ) so yea like you do , niamh and Xenia both got chippy too but they don't like to be canibals and eat my cousins and bros .we finally got out of the shop and me I pegged it across the road shovelling chips into my mouth . I turned around to see where niamh , Xenia and sam where and FUCK! There goes Norman - my couzin he fucking did a backflip that cheeky shit , he did a runner , my sausage was off ! I actually wanted a taste of Norman but Nooo !
fricking O ' HAGAN (high blood pressure ) was in science , me and xenia strolled in and there's me like "hi O 'HAGAN " ft my sausages wave in the air. Yea I think that's it guys I'm getting frustrated because I can't think of anymore Rodney's to add (ohh fuck *pelt myself in the head , I meant Normans !!! )
