Infinitely twisted (Laughing Jack love story)

Even salt looks like sugar.

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Laughing jacks POV
I had been in the area where all the recent murders happened, only because none of the killings were done by the hands of any creepypasta, and that means trouble. We have a newborn killer on the loose. Now this killer may be skilled, but slender doesn't even know who it could be or if they are stable. So this is big. Toby was my assigned partner here. Jeff was with Ben in the next county over. Same with e.j and Sally. The others were at home. I was just walking down an ally way when I heard it. The sickening laugh that echoed around me it was female. I peeked my head around the corner only to see... nothing. I stood there for a second before I turned around.
And
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I saw the most beautiful creature I've ever seen in my life. And let me tell you, I've been alive for over 3 century's.
The woman cracked a small devilish grin. "Hello~" she spoke, and let me tell you, my fucking brain vibrated against my skull. No shit. I then replied back to her. "Hello...*pause*... what is a beautiful young girl like you doing out here at this hour.?"
Apparently what I said was funny because she laughed. And dear God her laugh sounded like Jeff's except it was more feminine, I swear it was just that creepy. "Aha well what is a sharp looking clown doing in an ally so very late at night~" she purred. I smirked, oh this doll does not know who the Fuck I am. "And your name is....?" I asked her. She shuffled closer to me (she was like 5 feet away with her head down so all I could see was part of her lips.)
She tilted her head up so I could fully see her face, given that this girl looked about 17 or 18, she was only about 5'2. With the longest blackish blue hair. What shocked me the most were her eyes, for they were similar to mine. Almost color-less, yet you could see colors that didn't exist.
"Luna. And you my little clown?" She said to me. My little clown? Are you fucking kidding me?
MY LITTLE FUCKING CLOWN????? I was beyond enraged at the name she gave to me. So I decided to give her one just as bad. "My name is laughing jack kitten~" I purred, even leaning down to see her better. Her eye brows furrowed, she looked confused for a second, and then she laughed."why are you out so late kitten?" I asked her yet again.
Her smile grew wide.
"I'm going home. I live in the woods. I was at the doctors earlier." She giggled.
Hmm that's strange. The county made all doctors offices close. Even hospitals were on lockdown.
"Really? I thought they were on lockdown. " I said curious
"Oh they are, I was just... finishing something." She said sweetly
I was about to reply when she turned around, laughed, then started humming my favourite song. 'Pop goes the weasel.'
I didn't have time for games, granted that she was gorgeous and had a great taste in music, I still needed to find out who was going on a killing spree and I didn't have time for her silly games. I was just gonna kill her then continue my search.

Then it happened.

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Cliffhanger .
I know I'm evil right?