ZADR One-Shots

Watching Disney

(For anyone that cares, this is the Disney movie Descendants. Now, i do not think the same things Zim does ((I wrote a fanfic about it. I HAVE to love it to SOME degree to do that!)), so, yeah!)

Zim crossed his arms. He didn't see the appeal in this stupid movie Ali insisted they watch;  All he really caught was that it was about angsty teenagers that were the spawn of villains (He'd enjoy it more if they stopped singing), and some entitled little shits that think they're the shit just because their parents rule a kingdom, or they kissed a girl that was supposed to die, or they committed beastiality (He never got why Beauty and the Beast was supposed to be a ROMANTIC movie). 

But then some little shit decided that he didn't want to be a little shit anymore so he invited children that could POSSIBLY RUIN THEIR WHOLE STRUCTURE of their kingdom (Nice subtlety on the name, by the way).

Oh, and there's a shoe-horned, half-assed attempt at that 'love at first sight' bullshit Zim never really believed in.

So, do pardon him if he's not in a very chipper mood. He looked around and saw Millie was fighting over the best character with Ali, Gaz wasn't even paying attention, and he could see that Dib was trying to get through the singing. He understood Dib's pain; Zim wasn't a big fan of the songs, either. 

As Zim leaned against the recliner, the movie dragged on and on...until his boredom due to it lulled him to sleep, his head falling on Dib's shoulder. Dib blushed, looking to his side to see Zim's eyes shut and his hair in his face. 

Dib blushed bright red as he saw Zim's face; The Irken was just too cute when he was sleeping like he was, with his eyes shut, his green lips slightly parted, and his jet-back wig tossled boyishly around his soft-looking features. Dib's breath hitched and he looked around the room.

Millie was upside down with her skirt slightly riding up and revealing My Little Pony panties. Dib snickered at that (He'd use that for blackmail sometime, he was sure), and Gaz and Ali were cuddling asleep on the couch, Ali on her back with one hand behind her head and one arm around Gaz's waist while Gaz rested fully on Ali, her head on the bluenette's chest and her arms around Ali's neck. 

The sight was adorable, though not as adorable as the green alien resting his head on Dib's shoulder.

Dib did one more once-over nd sighed in relief. Then no one would see him do what he was about to do.

Dib hesitant lifted his arm slowly, Zim's head falling into his side with a little plop like a limp rag doll. For a 'Highly Advanced Irken Officer', Zim sure slept soundly.

Dib looked around once again before tentatively wrapping an arm around Zim's little bony shoulders. 'Sheesh, Zim should really learn to stomach stuff other than FunDip and Waffles...' Dib thought with a shake of his head.

The Noirette cuddled Zim up to his side with a dreamy smile spreading out onto his face gradually.

If boring Disney Channel original movies made this possible, then Dib thought that he could stomach a few more if Zim was over as well.

((I'VE FINALLY UPDATED ME!! EXTOL ME! EXTOL ME, FOR I HAVE RETURNED TO THIS STORY!!))