Bree's Memoirs: Tales of Tragedy, Comedy, and Maybe About Butts

Accidental Homestuck Trash

Welp. It appears I've become accidental Homestuck trash.

Allow me to explain the "accidental" part.

So, roughly 3 years ago, my friend had a "girlfriend" that he was going out with, and, out of the kindness of my heart, I agreed to add her on Facebook and talk with her.

She was a major Homestuck fan.

So I read the first act or two, and didn't really pick it up again after that.

And then a while back ago, I remembered that I had never finished. So I went back, reread the story, and suddenly I've fallen in love.

Davekat for days, fight me.

So, in honor of this, I figured I'd delve further into the hell I've created for myself and make a list of character themes.

All Characters: "Adolescents" - Incubus

John Egbert: "Something Big" - Shawn Mendes
Rose Lalonde: "Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene" - Hozier
Dave Strider: "Tarantula" - Smashing Pumpkins
Jade Harley: "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of These)" - Marilyn Manson

Aradia Megido: "Stop, I'm Already Dead" - Deadboy and the Elephantmen
Tavros Nitram: "The Bird and the Worm" - The Used
Sollux Captor: "You Haunt Me" - Sir Sly
Karkat Vantas: "You Make Me Sick" - Egypt Central
Nepeta Leijon: "I Found" - Amber Run
Kanaya Maryam: "Miss Murder" - AFI
Terezi Pyrope: "She's A Lady" - Forever The Sickest Kids
Vriska Serket: "Don't Mess With Me" - Temposhark
Equius Zahhak: "Shut Me Up" - Mindless Self Indulgence
Gamzee Makara: "Clint Eastwood" - Gorillaz
Eridan Ampora: "Make It Wit Chu" - Queens of the Stone Age
Feferi Peixes: "Build That Wall (Zia's Theme)" - Darren Korb

Jane Crocker: "Run" - AWOLNATION
Roxy Lalonde: "Midnight City" - M83
Dirk Strider: "Adrenaline" - 12 Stones
Jake English: "Lollipop" - Framing Hanley

Damara Megido: "Decisions" - Borgore ft. Miley Cyrus
Rufioh Nitram: "Everybody Loves Me" - OneRepublic
Mituna Captor: "YOLO" - The Lonely Island
Kankri Vantas: "Hallelujah" - Panic! At the Disco
Meulin Leijon: "Naive" - The Kooks
Porrim Maryam: "Poker Face" - Blowsight
Latula Pyrope: "The Pretender" - Foo Fighters
Aranea Serket: "Blue Orchid" - The White Stripes
Horuss Zahhak: "Love Don't Die" - The Fray
Kurloz Makara: "Down" - Stone Temple Pilots
Cronus Ampora: "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" - Jet
Meenah Peixes: "Dead End Friends" - Them Crooked Vultures

Calliope: "Little Talks" - Of Monsters and Men
Caliborn: "Control" - Halsey